The 2,000,000th post game

Originally posted by mitchum
HELL NO

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wat?

...

lulz

Dad "I noticed you've been listening to The Descendents a lot lately"

Me "Yeah, I wish I had years ago"

Dad "Aren't they......boy-rock though?"

Me "What?"

Dad "For boys."

Me "I'm not the girliest girl..."

Originally posted by taft
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Originally posted by taft
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MGMT next on Conan

oh fudge muffins.

But I don't wanna lose my toe!

if i had a million dollars i'd be an alcoholic

Meh

If i had a million dollars i'd be a porn star

I'd buy a pub and settle down mmm

If I was a porn star, I'd have a million dollars.

I am a pornstar and I have a million dollars

You and your third nipple

Yep 13jockey