Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
lemme tell you about my week/end thing:so like a month ago i think it was, me and Ben went into Cardiff and i had £300 and was hoping to buy a new guitar, then i tried out this fender strat and it was awesome! but i didn't have enough (£575) but i put down a £60 deposit and was hoping to come back like the next weekend, but it wasn't until last Wednesday that i went down, and i had more enough money to pay off the rest (i took down £540) and so i went into the shop and gave it all to the guy at the till and me being an idiot said "you can do the math" and so he counted it but i wasn't counting along with him, which i should of, and so he said that i was £70 off, and i was just 'oh....okay well that sucks.' but after a bit i realised that i DID have enough and that he must of pocketed some of the money! so i go home with no new guitar and then my dad asks me where it is and i tell him that i don't have it and that the guy at the till said i didn't have enough money, and then he got REALLY ****ING PISSED OFF! and he rang the place and then they must of been shitting themselves because they said that they would get it delivered to the house and a cheque for £25 because that would of been what change i would of been given. and it was on Saturday morning my fender stratocastor finally arrived and good thing was that my parents were just leaving (for the whole week awesome) as the guitar arrived, so i didn't have to say 'blah blah this is my new guitar' (that totally rhymed!) and my dad brought it in. and the guitar sounds great! i think i need a new amp too, its as if the guitar is too powerful for my old one. wow just this second had deja vu! and again! and again! freaky! and Saturday afternoon Lloyd rang me and asked if i wanted to meet him down the rec, and i couldn't be arsed at first but he convinced me. so i walk down to the rec and we just ring a few people and walk around for a bit, then we see some girls that we know. and so we went over to the fields for a bit and played frisbee, then after a while it got boring so Lloyd got a football out and after a while again, i kicked it into the river for some raisin. and it took ages to get it back out, but it got stuck in some sort of weird liquid that was in the river, and Vicky got it out, and then when Lloyd got it, i slapped it out of his hand and back into the river. and Vicky had to get it again. then we went to see Tamsyn who was working in home bargains and on the way there i kept getting advice on how to attract her (jump on her back, just stare at her from a distance, and other useful tips). so i bought a 'hoverdisc', minstrels, revels and maltesars. but i bought it with a £20 note to piss off Tamsyn, and Laura asked her "what you think of mini mike", and she said, "awh yeah hes sexy 😂 oh hes here. £20 note, that convinient" biscuits. then we went outside and played with the 'hoverdisc' and it was crap! it was like a really shitty huge frisbee, then after sitting around talking about masturbation in school we were going to go back to the rec, and we threw the 'hoverdisc' into the river. then we went up to finnegans but there was a big line, so i just went to tesco and got a diet coke (there was no pepsi max!) and the line in there was huge too! and there was a dog outside that wouldnt shut up. then we went to the park where we talked for ages about who we would do. and Laura kept sayting i would probably go gay fro a shag and that i would shag anyone uhuh. then we played football under a bridge for a while and then walked around and Lloyd and Laura kept giving me 'tips' on how to get girls (not that i need any help, ****ing bastards! uhuh). and so i knocked on elizas door and put their what i learnt into practise and asked eliza if she wanted to come over mine to watch a movie. but she said nah shes not feeling right, and i said hope you get better, and i played it cool. then we went through bluebell forest, and that was a disaster, it was muddy and me and Lloyd fell over, i fell once, he fell twice, Laura nearly fell but didnt. and it was really muddy and horrible. then we got out of the forest and sat on a bench on this hill. and there we talked more about who we would do and about Lloyd and his ex and i kept asking for her number 😂 then Laura went on about how her sex thrased his room and punched a wall after finding out she dumped him. then we phoned Luke and i said he should come out and that me and him should watch a movie some time, but he was at some family party, and i said i was small i could come. but he said nah, it was funny, he was on speaker phone too. then Lloyd left me and Laura alone (Laura is ****ing hawt! biscuits) and so i walked her most of the way home cause we live close, and we talked about how i was weird and then we talked about how much she hates this girl, then she went home and i went home. so that was weird!
Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
lemme tell you about friday:went dow to the rec and met up with my mates, then walked to home bargains in town (tamsyn wasnt there) and lloyd and tom got a kiddies bucket and spade set ( 😂 ) and some food. then we went to teh bus station, and waited a bit for the bus, when the bus came, before i got outside to get on teh bus, this guy CJ from work grabbed me by the scruff and was shouting where the **** were you last week/better be in next week etc. haermm. then tom turned to me and said so thats your mate from ACT yeah? 😂. bus ride on the way to porthcawl was funny and just cool. then went into woolworths in porthcawl and got some food for the BBQ and we also got some other crap like badmington stuff, frisbee. and when we were queing this old ***** jumped in front of us?! so i said tapped her on the soulder and said that we were in front of her, then she starts telling me that shes over the time where she parked (LIES!) but i just let it be. then she starts trying to be all talking to me and shit and asking me where i go to school and where im from etc. so then we were walking down to the beach and i bought a john wayne kinda hat which was cool, i think lloyd stole it though. then down the beach we played badmington and frisbee and then to the sea which was REALLY far out! came back and ben had got some burgers done, but we wanted lloyd to try the first one just in case it was dodgy. the hotdogs were fine but the burgers were crappy. then we just sat around and had a laugh oh and drinking (ILLEGALLY) awesome. then we played frisbee and some random dog stole the frisbee and then we somehow adopted it for a while and called him Ishmael. that was funny but then lloyd goes and throws my shoes and the dog starts eating and chewing them uhuh. i get my trainers back in peace finally and then hes trying to light my laces on fire when i was playing frisbee. and then i put the shuttle cock from the badmington set down my trousers and ask lloyd to set it on fire, didnt work though, then he wanted to set my actual dick on fire, saying that laura would get with me if i did, whch was tempting because laura is hawt, and the top she was wearing, dd but know she wouldnt. then laura said that she might try get more booze and said something like 'the lower my top the more likeley ill get sderved' or something. then i see that their now cooking my socks and pouring tomato sauce on them and then by teh time i get it off, my fingers ar burnt trying to get them off the BBQ cause they were stuck and they smelt REALLY bad (advice: never cook socks) then i try putting them on but that was never going to happen. then i found a big dead fish that was all hard and threw it at lloyd as some sort of revenge. then we went to the fair ground thing thats right next to the beach and me and tom went on the dodgy roller coaster (couple of people died or something on it) and it is really dodgy, its all creaking and the bar things that come down are shite, on the turns it did feel as if we were going to fall out. then we went on this spinny ride thing that was cool. and lloyd kept shoating abuse at the guy saying he wanted to slow down 😂. then we went on some other rides which were cool then i ran out of money. i wanted to go on the beach party ride which was the big main ride but i dont think anyone was up for it. then we tried the gambling machines but i thought that was crap.then went on the beach played frisbee and more fosters awesome and i drank bubbles, made my throat all sore too. then we just sat around talking about shit and how low i would go to get with tamsyn. i then told them about 'the butterfly', and thats when you spread your ball sack so you have some of the skin against your thigh and staple it and do the same on the other side, so you're walking like a **** then you have to jump or star jump or something, thats the butterfly. then talked about more shit. walking back to the bus and i try giving everyone piggy backs and lloyd strangled me by my hoodey and broke it (my fave hoodey!) and then i thought i lloked gay wit ha broken zip and with my hood on and so i asked aimee if she would do me, and she just gives me a weird look. whats up with that? srug. then got a bus back and we stopped in broadlands where me and laura live but everyone came back to mine (EXCEPT the girls! and ben and grant). get back to mine around 8-ish. and toms on my msn and stuff and lloyds upstairs looking for signal on his phone because where i live theres hardly and reception. and i dont like being the host, i just think its dodgy cause my parents were coming back the next afternoon. and then after a bit we watch superbad and then they tell me that their crashing at mine! its like they terrorised my house! and hteir bringing blankets and stuff from upstairs. and then we watch back to the future, and i fell asleep, while watching it, then woke up at sometime and everyone was asleep and the DVD was off, and so i come on the computer, go on youtube, put sleep now in the fire on by RATM and just turn up the volume to the max 😂 woke them all up, that was pretty ****ing cool. and in the morning they left i went upstairs and i think someone tried setting my hair on fire. was good!