The 2,000,000th post game

Started by kodak52,234 pages

Originally posted by Mywi
gotta go lay down i feel bad sleeping_wave
bye

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
his name is john rhys davies

😆

well, that's totally not Gimli.

Originally posted by Slay
Ah yes my young compadre, I will explain. This team is in fact virtual. I change my formation, tactics and line-up daily to suit my different opponents. I'm also able to transfer players in and out, and to help them improve their skills, just like an actual coach. I played my first season with Aston Villa, and ended 5th while my goal was 10. Therefore, a lot of people were impressed with me, which resulted in Spurs and Liverpool wanting me to coach them the next season.

Now, as someone who might know a bit about football you'd ask me 'Why Spurs? Why not Liverpool?'. Well, my friend, I ****ing hate Liverpool.

Also, I've decided that unless either Arsenal or Man Utd want me, I'm going to either Spain or Italy next season. Broaden my horizons. awehuhs

You're VIRTUALLY COACHING a real football team??? 😱

Originally posted by Mywi
gotta go lay down i feel bad sleeping_wave

Bye Mywi, take care of you.

Originally posted by FoxMeister
Well done.

You vaguely know someone on the internet who is better than you awehuhs

i played football with one of his friends once or twice. uhuh

we're like brothers!

There is a demographic catastrophe happening in Europe that nobody wants to talk about, that we daren’t bring up because we are so cagey about not offending people racially. And rightly we should be. But there is a cultural thing as well… By 2020, fifty percent of the children in Holland under the age of 18 will be of Muslim descent… And don’t forget, coupled with this there is this collapse of numbers. Western Europeans are not having any babies. The population of Germany at the end of the century is going to be 56% of what it is now. The populations of France, 52% of what it is now. The population of Italy is going to be down 7 million people.

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
should of gone to liverpool

I hate Liverpool.

Originally posted by Moosey

You're VIRTUALLY COACHING a real football team??? 😱

Exactomundo.

im starting to wonder if being a cop is what i want.

my nan is stupid! she keeps trying to play my guitar and she might as well just strum it with a knife! ****s sake!

Originally posted by Slay
I hate Liverpool.
....because?

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
....because?
dude, they are like the mets... could they suck anyharder?

Originally posted by Slay
Exactomundo.

And you get PAID to do this?

liverpool finished higher than spurs. torres, gerrard, crouch, alonso etc. they're awesome!

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
liverpool finished higher than spurs. torres, gerrard, crouch, alonso etc. they're awesome!
F*ck you

Mum- You want something to eat?
Me- No
Mum- Why not?
Me- BECAUSE I'M NOT HUNGRY DUMBASS awehuhs
Mum- 😐

Originally posted by FoxMeister
Mum- You want something to eat?
Me- No
Mum- Why not?
Me- BECAUSE I'M NOT HUNGRY DUMBASS awehuhs
Mum- 😐
i came

ima go watch dog soldiers, goodbye kmc

Originally posted by kodak
F*ck you
Originally posted by FoxMeister
Mum- You want something to eat?
Me- No
Mum- Why not?
Me- BECAUSE I'M NOT HUNGRY DUMBASS awehuhs
Mum- 😐
Originally posted by kodak
i came
haermm

I swear my mum does everything to annoy the shit out of me ugh

just remember, you can kill her.

awehuhs You're right