Thank you all for coming to my show
- Oh it hurts you bastards didn't laugh at my new nazi song and
You've been great, but now i have to go.
- Go and ask that girl in the front to come backstage and show her thong and
Everyone had a super time i hope
- I hope the guy who heckled me gets hit by a big bus, that ****er
Some songs tend to push the envelope
- Open up your eyes, your wife and girlfriend both showed up you sucker