(A student needed a stack of VHS tapes converted to DVD. The first couple tapes were nothing special but the third looked like the camera had been set up in a hotel room. The three of us working in the lab were wondering if it was even her tape until we saw the student sit down on the bed. Then she laid back. Then someone else stepped into the frame and started taking off her shirt. I ran to the phone to call the student while a crowd gathered in front of the computer.)
Me: “Hi, this is *** from the lab. We’re working on your tapes right now but we’re not quite sure about one of them.”
Her: “What do you mean?”
Me: “Well, one of them seems like it might have slipped into the stack accidentally.”
Her: “One of mine? Wha–OH MY GOD! The sex tape?!”
Me: “That’s what it looks like.”
Her: “Oh my god! Just box it up and hide it. I’ll be right down to pick it up!”
Me: “I’ll pull it right away.”
Her: “Please, don’t let anyone else watch it!”
*people cheer excitedly in the back of the lab*
Me: “Don’t worry, ma’am. I’ve already shut it off.”
Originally posted by Sol Valentine
Never in my life have I experienced such pain as having a sore throat and a headache at once.I can't even swallow.
Wait until you have 3rd degree burns. ermm Or having a wrist broken in 3 places. How about having Mono so bad you had to be rushed to the hospital twice and put on an I.V. because you were so dehydrated?
Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
cryoh That sounds dreadful. Hope you get better.
Thank you. 😍
Originally posted by Phucked Up
Wait until you have 3rd degree burns. ermm Or having a wrist broken in 3 places. How about having Mono so bad you had to be rushed to the hospital twice and put on an I.V. because you were so dehydrated?
I'm scared now. weep