The 2,000,000th post game

I'm off to sleepyland now.

Night!

I'm a man of my woooooord.

My sister used to drive me to school. Then I got my license and started driving. Then I just had to walk to class. srug

I've masturbated four times today. I feel like my old self again. stoned

I want a motorcycle that can fly me to the moon.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
I've masturbated four times today. I feel like my old self again. stoned

Originally posted by Röland
I am going to masturbate over the fact that you masturbated four times today. I feel like a new man. stoned

It's a good day. stoned

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
It's a good day. stoned

WHERE'S TIFFY?! 🙁

I love sex. laughcry

minions...

Originally posted by RogerRamjet
minions...

Go to bed.

Originally posted by Röland
A Dr. Pepper makes it a great day. stoned

Cheers! *raises up Dr. Pepper*

Originally posted by Selphie
Cheers! *raises up Dr. Pepper*

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
I've masturbated four times today. I feel like my old self again. stoned

This makes me want to masturbate.

I think I will watch porn now mmm

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

I've jerked it three times today

I never thought I'd walk away from you.
I did.
But it's a false sense of accomplishment.
Every time I quit