The 2,000,000th post game

Started by Ax3l52,234 pages
Ax3l Cummin Soon

Well, I'm turned on.

Scythe The Goat
Originally posted by Ax3l
You were always a favorite of mine. I had you on my "do not kill" list.

Wait....had...?

Ax3l Cummin Soon

Well, that was back when I had a list. My list is now "Boner ****ers".

Scythe The Goat

Umm, ya want to bone me...?

Ax3l Cummin Soon

I DON'T KNOW.

Scythe The Goat

I see, no pressure, my number's on your fridge, that reminds me, I'm running out of magnets.

Ax3l Cummin Soon

That's an even 10 beers down. Should I go for twelve!?

Scythe The Goat

Sure, you only live once.

Ax3l Cummin Soon

It's 4:18 am.

Scythe The Goat

Do you know where your children are?

Ax3l Cummin Soon

Guess I'll start my 12th beer

Scythe The Goat

yay

Ax3l Cummin Soon

Last time I threw up because of alcohol was after 3 beers and roughly a fifth of Goldschlager.

Scythe The Goat

Ah, I see, sounds unpleasant.

kodak Party Dave

5:30

kodak Party Dave

Originally posted by Ax3l
My resume makes me look like an idiot.
i hear that, mine is pretty small.....Resume.. not the other thing... ah, who am i kidding, they are both small

~Wålshy~ Restricted

DARKNESS INPRISONING ME! 🤘

~Wålshy~ Restricted

whitesnake - here i go again

~Wålshy~ Restricted

im going to lose money off my cheque w00t

kodak Party Dave

"no offense, but i don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days straight and wont die"