The 2,000,000th post game

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Dark-Jaxx Senior Member

Originally posted by kodak
i wish i could take a bath, mine still isnt hooked up.

.awe sure, showers are swell, but you cant just lay in the shower

Sure you can. It's just really uncomfortable and the spray of the nozzle is fvcking annoying.

kodak Party Dave

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
I've laid down in a standing shower. Granted I was hung over.
i tried it once while having sex... didnt work very well.

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Originally posted by kodak
i tried it once while having sex... didnt work very well.

That's not the way to have shower sex! You're supposed to push the gal or guy against the wall and pound her or him from behind. tisk tisk

Dark-Jaxx Senior Member

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
That's not the way to have shower sex! You're supposed to push the gal or guy against the wall and pound her or him from behind. tisk tisk
I've totally got a raging clue right now.

kodak Party Dave

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
That's not the way to have shower sex! You're supposed to push the gal or guy against the wall and pound her or him from behind. tisk tisk
did that too, she said the wall was too cold, made me try to laydown.
😆 yeah, my sex life is a laughing joke

Dark-Jaxx Senior Member

Originally posted by kodak
did that too, she said the wall was too cold, made me try to laydown.
😆 yeah, my sex life is a laughing joke
haermm

Sol Valentine ~Magnificent Ruffian~

I feel like I'm being stabbed in the chest.

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Originally posted by kodak
did that too, she said the wall was too cold, made me try to laydown.
😆 yeah, my sex life is a laughing joke

haermm

Find better women. hmm

kodak Party Dave

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
haermm
shocklaugh im not ashamed

Dark-Jaxx Senior Member

Originally posted by kodak
shocklaugh im not ashamed
Doesn't mean I can't laugh. Guess we know who wears the pants in that relationship huh? haermm

kodak Party Dave

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
Doesn't mean I can't laugh. Guess we know who wears the pants in that relationship huh? haermm
😆 when she was around, i never even wore pants.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
haermm

Find better women. hmm

😆

😐 i've been single for 1 year, 4 months.

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I've never truly dated. srug

Sol Valentine ~Magnificent Ruffian~

My neck hurts, and my chest hurts.

I think I'm dying.

Neo Darkhalen Mission zero

I've never dated.

kodak Party Dave

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
I've never truly dated. srug
awesome i'd ask if you'd like to, but you'd say no.

so instead i'll say this "awesome its not all its cracked up to be"

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I've not had lunch!

kodak Party Dave

Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
I've never dated.
its not all its cracked up to be awesome

Sol Valentine ~Magnificent Ruffian~

Did this guy just day 'menage a trois' in a cartoon!?!?!?

kodak Party Dave

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
I've not had lunch!
i've not had any food since 3am.

AbnormalButSane Screw up

My mother was married when she was my age! scared

Edit: Pregnant as well.