Never let a woman put a condom on you. Do it yourself boys. It's embarrassing.
"Oh look, oh look there's still more room! Ha Ha Ha! We could tie it off and use it again and again. Cause you've got a small penis; and I know, cause I work with children."
Every man wonders about the size of their penis. Laying in bed alone at night, you start thinking, "Do I have a small penis or just gigantic balls?".