American Dreams:
* Remaking books and films so that everything is set in America.
* Never traveling outside of North America (Truth).
* Believing that the capital of Denmark is IKEA, when in fact it is the capital of France.
* Becoming intentionally obese to avoid air travel.
* Being really shitty at geography questions in Trivial Pursuit.
* Thinking that everyone is bound by American law.
* Believing that anyone outside of America is "weird" and still act as if it was the 19th century (eg., the people of Britain, France and Germany still wear powdered wigs, engage in duels and shoot people that sit next to them, and occasionally don big, spiky helmets).
* In America, anyone who thinks differently, has a desire to learn different things, has a disease, or looks better than the popular person must inevitably be branded a homosexual, and can only be accepted into civilization if called "gay" over 9000 times a day. But they would quite probably be lynched anyway.
Originally posted by Morning_Glory
😑its this show that came out around 2000 - and it only stayed on for about a yr, don't know why, it's so funny... but James Franco, Seth Rogen, Samm Levine, Ben Foster... are all in it... some other noteable people too
sorry hasn't made it's way to germany yet...at least not that i know of 😕