The 2,000,000th post game

Started by mitchum52,234 pages

boy, am i tired

Man City tried to sign Ruud van Nistelrooij.

As if, mother****ers, as if!

im bored

I know nothing of Microsoft Excel.

we used that when i was in like 6th grade

yawn

zzzzz

mac city are going to buy everyone, its annoying, what alan curbishly said about rich terrorists buying everyone and all that was so right on!

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
mac city are going to buy everyone, its annoying, what alan curbishly said about rich terrorists buying everyone and all that was so right on!

Do you really think players like Messi and Van the Man are going to sign with City? They have no name and no history. Not every player cares for money. The only reason they signed Robinho was because he got sidetracked at Réal, and at City he could be a starter again.

City are like the new Chelsea, only shittier.

Originally posted by Slay
Do you really think players like Messi and Van the Man are going to sign with City? They have no name and no history. Not every player cares for money. The only reason they signed Robinho was because he got sidetracked at Réal, and at City he could be a starter again.

City are like the new Chelsea, only shittier.

true. mmm

but a lot do. awehuhs

they will probably be buying all the big players in january now. mmm

terror

I'm going to do a Walshy. Behold:

so like today i woke and i think i had teh flu, but i went to work anyway. i clocked in at 11, and i saw daryl stand in the middle of the store. i greeted him and he greeted me back. he was like alphabetising the records and such. suddenly he screams ''IT'S OVER 9000!!!''. so i'm like, lolz. daryl is a weird guy. he always brings those penguin cakes things because he says it's like an extra portion of milk, which contains calcium and stuff. than suddenly sigi comes in. he's one of our regular customers, and he's 2,00 metres tall, 110 kilos heavy, black and he doesn't afraid of anyone. so he asks me if i have the new dicecream, and i'm all like, yeah mate, it's right over there if you look under nederhop. he's all like thank you, mate. i went to c1000 with daryl for break, to get one of those frikadel-buns ( awesome ). when we come back, samir is in the store, and he's talking to olga, whom i know because she used to go to school with me. they once sent her home because she was showing too much cleavage. they said her top showed too much skin and shit. it's not the top though, her t!ts are just massive.

ah ah ah ha that's exactly how he speaks on here 😐

Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
ah ah ah ha that's exactly how he speaks on here 😐

Why don't you go suck a ****? awehuhs

Originally posted by Slay
I'm going to do a Walshy. Behold:

so like today i woke and i think i had teh flu, but i went to work anyway. i clocked in at 11, and i saw daryl stand in the middle of the store. i greeted him and he greeted me back. he was like alphabetising the records and such. suddenly he screams ''IT'S OVER 9000!!!''. so i'm like, lolz. daryl is a weird guy. he always brings those penguin cakes things because he says it's like an extra portion of milk, which contains calcium and stuff. than suddenly sigi comes in. he's one of our regular customers, and he's 2,00 metres tall, 110 kilos heavy, black and he doesn't afraid of anyone. so he asks me if i have the new dicecream, and i'm all like, yeah mate, it's right over there if you look under nederhop. he's all like thank you, mate. i went to c1000 with daryl for break, to get one of those frikadel-buns ( awesome ). when we come back, samir is in the store, and he's talking to olga, whom i know because she used to go to school with me. they once sent her home because she was showing too much cleavage. they said her top showed too much skin and shit. it's not the top though, her t!ts are just massive.

crylaugh you bitch! thats pretty damn accurate.

Originally posted by Slay
it's not the top though, her t!ts are just massive.

Sauce on girl? aweking

Originally posted by Röland
Sauce on girl? aweking

I wish. awehuhs

Mirko once said he did her. But then she slapped him and we all laughed at him for being the German **** he is. awesome

Originally posted by Slay
I wish. awehuhs

Mirko once said he did her. But then she slapped him and we all laughed at him for being the German **** he is. awesome


DAMNIT! awehuhs

Can I have her e-mail so I can send her a letter saying I did her and see if I get slapped through the screen? awesome

Originally posted by Röland
DAMNIT! awehuhs

Can I have her e-mail so I can send her a letter saying I did her and see if I get slapped through the screen? awesome


I don't have her e-mail, dude. It's like 4 years ago that I saw her the last time. Before today. awehuhs

Also, she's Moroccan but she has a Ukrainian name. What's with that? awehuhs

Originally posted by Slay
I don't have her e-mail, dude. It's like 4 years ago that I saw her the last time. Before today. awehuhs

Also, she's Moroccan but she has a Ukrainian name. What's with that? awehuhs


A part of me just died inside. awehuhs

Sounds like her parents were confused. awebrow