What Does Your Musical Taste Say About You?
According to a new blog from our friends over at thedailymash.co.uk, the kind of person you are varies in direct relation what kind of music you listen to...
BLUES: White, well educated and rich. No personal problems whatsoever.
JAZZ: Cool, deaf, horribly incontinent.
CLASSICAL: Intellectual, introverted and a bit of a c*nt.
RAP: High self-esteem, enjoys spraying pavement with AK47 and calling your momma a *****.
DANCE: Annoyingly friendly. Constantly moving arms.
COUNTRY & WESTERN: Outgoing, enjoys organising rallies and distributing angry pamphlets.
INDIE: Self-absorbed, idle. A little shit, basically.
STING: Just **** off. **** off right now.
ROCK/HEAVY METAL: Smells of stale urine, thinks Battlestar Galactica is art.
CHART POP: Bubbly, outgoing, easy to throw off a high building.
SOUL: Sensitive, creative, prone to exaggerate size of genitals.
CLIFF RICHARD: Strangely asexual. Until you meet the right priest.