The 2,000,000th post game

Started by The Pict52,234 pages
Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
whens edan lake gig?

Eden Lake is a movie 🤨

shut up i knew that

Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
pict

WHAT?

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
shut up i knew that

hmm

Originally posted by The Pict
hmm
i did! i swear! crackers

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
i did! i swear! crackers

Okay you should go see it. Sad ending though 🙁

Originally posted by The Pict
Okay you should go see it. Sad ending though 🙁
someone dies?

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
someone dies?

Everyone does, the planet explodes 🙁

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
See you all never then uhuh
back

There is not a single part of Eden Lake (oh, the irony) that has not been done in another film. From beginning to end you will recognize elements from Last House on the Left, Texas Chainsaw Massacre (old and new), Wrong Turn, Breakdown, Judgment Night, The Descent etc etc etc. It goes on and on. I feel like many of the makers of the aforementioned films deserve a royalty check from Eden Lake.

Plot: Couple harassed by delinquent kids in rural area. It's really not worth more than that nine word description. It's brutal and sick and some moments do get an unnerving reaction out of you but you'll leave the cinema either feeling cheated or with a strong sense of deja-vu.

One of the many films it borrows from is the original Friday the 13th; a film that was only supposed to exist as a pure potboiler before evolving into an important 30-year franchise. Eden Lake is a similar kind of potboiler in that it only exists to serve itself, the director's resume and further the cast's experience. I don't know if I'd want to have THIS on my filmography but a couple of them (Bronson Webb, Thomas Turgoose) are slumming it with this dredge.

Not a bad film by any means, and not a good one by a long shot. Eden Lake is just very, very 'meh'.

off imbd mmm

Sh'cool?

quarter past 4

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
off imbd mmm

Seen a lot of positive reviews from IMDB as well

I'm posting from home btw

Originally posted by The Pict
Everyone does, the planet explodes 🙁
omg :'(

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
I'm posting from home btw

party balloons w00t

fffffffffffffffffffff

Originally posted by The Pict
Seen a lot of positive reviews from IMDB as well
what would you say out of ten?

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
I'm posting from home btw
no one cares uhuh

Originally posted by The Pict
party balloons w00t
It's about time too mmm Stupid Richard Branson.

Originally posted by The Pict
party balloons w00t
nice crapping all over my "no one cares" thing aweroll