The 2,000,000th post game

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Originally posted by Phucked Up
I know, I agreed with you.

I'm named after my grandpa. He was Charles Kenneth, I am Kenneth Charles.

that is cool man.

Oh I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner!

simmer

Originally posted by Scythe
Oh I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner!

My bologna has a first name, is H-O-M-E-R, my bologna has a second name is H-O-M-E-R!

[Violent J]
****. **** this shit.
**** givin it to me.

[Chorus:]
If I only could I'd set the world on fire
If I only could I'd set the world on fire
If I only could I'd set the world on fire
Sya **** the world! (**** the world!)
If I only could I'd set the world on fire
**** em all! (**** em all!)

[Violent J]
**** you, **** me, **** us
**** Tom, **** Mary, **** Gus
**** Darius
**** the west coast, and **** everybody on the east
Eat shit and die, or **** off at least
**** pre-schoolers, **** rulers
Kings and Queens and gold jewelers
**** wine coolers
**** chickens, **** ducks
Everybody in your crew sucks, punk mother ****s
**** critics, **** your review
Even if you like me, **** you
**** your mom, **** your mom's momma
**** the Beastie Boys and the Dali Llama
**** the rain forest, **** a Forrest Gump
You probably like it in the rump
**** a shoe pump, **** the real deal and **** all the fakes
**** all fifty two states! Oooo, and **** you

[Chorus X 2]

[Violent J]
**** Oprah, **** opera, **** a soap opera
**** a pop locker and a cock blocker
**** your girlfriend, I probably did her already
**** Kyle and his brother Tom Petty, Jump Steady
My homie, **** him, what are you gonna do?
(**** that *****, **** you!) Yeah well **** you too
Don't bother tryin to analyze these rhymes
In this song I say **** ninety three times
**** the president, **** your welfare
**** your government and **** Fred Bear
**** Nugent, like anybody gives a ****
You like to hunt a lot, so ****in what?!
**** disco, Count of Monte Crisco
**** Cisco, and Jack and Jerry Brisco
And **** everyone who went down with the Titanic, in a panic
I'm like **** you, AHHHHH!!!!

[Chorus X 2]

[Violent J]
**** Celine Dion and **** Dionne Warwick
You both make me sick, suck my dick
**** the Berlin Wall, both sides of it
And **** Lyle Lovett, whoever the **** that is
**** everybody in the hemisphere
**** them across the world, and **** them right here
You know the guy that operates the Rouge River draw bridge in Delray on
Jefferson? **** HIM!
**** your idea, **** your gonnoreha
**** your diarrhea, Rocky Maivia
**** your wife, your homie did, he's ****in you
**** the police and the 5-0 too
**** Spin, Rolling Stone, and **** Vibe
**** everybody inside
Whoever's on the cover, **** his mother
**** your little brother's homie from around the way
And **** Violent J!

Originally posted by Selphie
My bologna has a first name, is H-O-M-E-R, my bologna has a second name is H-O-M-E-R!
Hahaha, You want us to change your name to Homer Junior? The kids can call you Ho-Joo!

I was just on helium. Twas funneh

Hey Jude

Annie's 12 years old
In two more she'll be a whore
Nobody ever told her
It's the wrong way
Don't be afraid
With the quickness you'll get laid
For your family get paid
It's the wrong way

I gave her all that I had to give
But I'm gonna make it hard to live
Salty tears runnin' down her chin
And it ruins up her makeup
They never wanted
A cigarette
Pressed between her lips
But I'm starin' at her tits
It's the wrong way
Strong if I can
But I am only a man
So I take her to the can
It's the wrong way

The only family that she's ever had
Is her seven horny brothers and a drunk-ass dad
He needed money so he put her on the street
Everything was goin' fine till the day she met me
Happy are you sad, wanna shoot your dad
I'll do anything I can, the wrong way
We talk all night
Try to make it right
Believe me shit was tight
I was the wrong way

Don't run away if you wanna stay
Cuz I ain't here to make ya
Oh no
It's up to you what you really wanna do
Spend some time in America
Dub style!

She'll give you all that she's got to give
But I'm gonna make it hard to live
Big salty tears rollin' down her chin
And it smears up her makeup they never wanted

So we ran away and I'm sorry when I say
That straight to this very day
Was the wrong way
She took a hike
Don't matter if I like it or not
Because she only wants the wrong way
I gave her all that I had to give
She still wouldn't take it- oh no!
Her big brown eyes are leakin' salty tears
And it still ruins her makeup
They never wanted

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
Hey Jude

I love that song

turn and face the strange ch-ch-ch-changes.

Originally posted by FoxMeister
I love that song
Second

mhmm i have not been in here for a while....

😛 oh well

I made you a sig once

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
I made you a sig once

ohh yea!!! i liked it....but i wanted a Sidney Crosby one. now im looking for a new Sid the Kid sig

I love lamp.

buh bye kiddies see yns tomarrow!!!

see ya, and like I always say, if I come home and you're in bed with another man, I'll kill ya both 🙂

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