The 2,000,000th post game

Started by The Pict52,234 pages
Originally posted by movie_gurl2006
tell me the joke please pict!!!!

oh, i don't know....

Originally posted by The Pict
oh, i don't know....
please???? you are gonna make me cry if you dont. i want pict to tell me joke, me want joke, me want cash, me want pict, me want to win, me win, me want joke.... pict tell me joke!!!

me want joke *says in whinny voice*

Knock knock. ermm

After a bizarre cliff side accident, all eleven members of the women's outing found themselves hanging perilously from a rope over the edge of the cliff.

Ten of the women were blondes and one was a brunette.

After dangling there for a only a short while it became obvious that the rope would not hold all their collective weight.

They decided that to prevent the rope snapping and killing them all, one of them must sacrifice themselves and let go, to save the others.

Well, they talked about it for a while but no one could decide a fair way of choosing who should jump.

Finally, the brunette, exasperated by the indecisiveness of the blondes, could see that if nobody acted soon the rope was going to snap.

To save the others she bravely decided that it must be her who made the sacrifice.

She plucked up a little courage and told the others that she would jump to save them.

After giving a short but very moving speech that she hoped would be remembered after she'd gone, the blondes were so moved that they all started clapping!

sorry, i knows its old, buts its almost 4 AM.

Originally posted by The Pict
After a bizarre cliff side accident, all eleven members of the women's outing found themselves hanging perilously from a rope over the edge of the cliff.

Ten of the women were blondes and one was a brunette.

After dangling there for a only a short while it became obvious that the rope would not hold all their collective weight.

They decided that to prevent the rope snapping and killing them all, one of them must sacrifice themselves and let go, to save the others.

Well, they talked about it for a while but no one could decide a fair way of choosing who should jump.

Finally, the brunette, exasperated by the indecisiveness of the blondes, could see that if nobody acted soon the rope was going to snap.

To save the others she bravely decided that it must be her who made the sacrifice.

She plucked up a little courage and told the others that she would jump to save them.

After giving a short but very moving speech that she hoped would be remembered after she'd gone, the blondes were so moved that they all started clapping!

sorry, i knows its old, buts its almost 4 AM.

i dont get the joke sorry..... anyways, why are you up than?!

Originally posted by Itzak
Knock knock. ermm

who's there???

Originally posted by movie_gurl2006
i dont get the joke sorry..... anyways, why are you up than?!

after all that effort 🙁 ....ok they are blonde and blonds are said to be dumb. they all clap at the speech and fall from the rope.

ahhh..... im getting bored....

me too, man i gotta sleep soon.

Originally posted by The Pict
me too, man i gotta sleep soon.

its like 11:24 p.m. here...... so is ur accent like a british accent???

Originally posted by The Pict
after all that effort 🙁 ....ok they are blonde and blonds are said to be dumb. they all clap at the speech and fall from the rope.

ooh silly me..... now i got it....

Originally posted by movie_gurl2006
its like 11:24 p.m. here...... so is ur accent like a british accent???

i have a SCOTTISH accent, but theres a few different kinds up here.

Originally posted by movie_gurl2006
who's there???

Ben. ermm

Originally posted by The Pict
i have a SCOTTISH accent, but theres a few different kinds up here.

cute.... so, do you ever wear a kilt, or play the bagpipes???

firefirefireph

Originally posted by movie_gurl2006
cute.... so, do you ever wear a kilt, or play the bagpipes???

there's a kid at my school who wears kilts on out-of-uniform days shock

it's really creepy

Originally posted by Itzak
Ben. ermm
ben who?

Originally posted by movie_gurl2006
cute.... so, do you ever wear a kilt, or play the bagpipes???

i have worn a kilt twice, i have no idea how to play the pipes. but i do like the music.

Originally posted by Nazgulinthedark
there's a kid at my school who wears kilts on out-of-uniform days shock

it's really creepy

whats so freaky about that???