Originally posted by ~Wålshy~crylaugh
well it was like this RLY RLY stunnin hot girl (total ****)..and i always rememba wen i watched superbad and the guy says sumin like "i hit the peak of my ass grabbin career 2 soon"..thts wat it was like wiv me..cos i used 2 be alrite like..and ther was me and my m8 who was a couple years younger than me..i was 14 i fink he was like 11..but he neva got anything..nd arwnd the street i live in..at the time it was like everyone knew each other a bit..and i remember being in the park and seeing, sam, ben, baker, alll of them were older than us by a couple years but fern (the hot whore girl (weird name right?)) was just a few months younger than me, younger than me, so that cool. and we were all in the park, and i think sam said something and then somehow it was arranged on the bench like this: sam on the end, baker, ben, tom, and i was at the very very end so then i got up and then sam wanted me to give fern a *** rub..i wasnt going to say no, fern was fine wiv it but now she was lying on top of all the boys on the bench,so im standing over her and the boys are sittinng on this bench watching me rubbing her ****, and sam has her eyes covered and that, and ben and tom are like holding her down, shes loving it though, then i start like stroking her stomach and going up her top and down her stomach..then i just peck her on the lips...then when i thought the moment was right...i get up real close to her and try necking her but...ermm..she gets up and slaps me in the face. but i dont remember much after that, i think i was laughing, then i think everyone went in and i just gave her a hug and went home. the next day or soemthing she says "that was teh best *** rub, best stomach message and best kiss iv ever had" or something. i was like excellent. then i dunno how long after but jack tells me that fern was in dans garage wit heveryone and said that i practically raped her, she had a boyfriend at the time too. and now she hates me though. this one time she chased me barefoot down the street.