A man goes into a pub and points at a beer tap.
"Do you want a pint?" asks the barman. The man nods and the barman notices that he has a huge scar across his throat.
"Where did you get that?" asks the barman.
The man manages to croak, "Falklands".
"Blimey," says the barman. "Well,have this one on the house,mate. You boys did a great job over there."
The man croaks, "Muchas gracias."
Originally posted by RölandDo want
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Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
A man goes into a pub and points at a beer tap."Do you want a pint?" asks the barman. The man nods and the barman notices that he has a huge scar across his throat.
"Where did you get that?" asks the barman.
The man manages to croak, "Falklands".
"Blimey," says the barman. "Well,have this one on the house,mate. You boys did a great job over there."
The man croaks, "Muchas gracias."
Joke? mmm
Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
meant to be mhmm
I don't get it mmm
A young man had met a nice young woman. They both liked each other and thought the time was right.
Both of them got naked and the man lay on top of her. Before pushing his d*ck in he waited. Meanwhile his d*ck was having a conversation with his balls.
D*ck: OK lads we are going to a party tonight.
1st Ball: You mean you are.
D*ick: What do you mean, you’re invited too.
2nd Ball: Yeh, but you always leave us outside knocking.
Originally posted by jadeilyhaermm
I don't get it mmmA young man had met a nice young woman. They both liked each other and thought the time was right.
Both of them got naked and the man lay on top of her. Before pushing his d*ck in he waited. Meanwhile his d*ck was having a conversation with his balls.
D*ck: OK lads we are going to a party tonight.
1st Ball: You mean you are.
D*ick: What do you mean, you’re invited too.
2nd Ball: Yeh, but you always leave us outside knocking.
the joke is meant to be that the barman probably thinks he was on the british side in the war but he turns out to be the argentinean. its not that great aweherm
Charlie was visiting an old friend and his wife for dinner. When the time came to leave, his car wouldn't start, and it was too late to call the local service station.
The husband urged Charlie to stay over. There was no spare bed in the house; there wasn't even a sofa. So Charlie would have to sleep with the husband and wife.
No sooner had the husband fallen asleep when the wife tapped Charlie on the shoulder and motioned for him to come over to her. "I couldn't do that," he whispered. "Your husband is my best friend!"
"Listen, sugar," she whispered back, "there ain't nothing in the whole wide world could wake him up now."
"I can't believe that," Charlie said. "Certainly if I get on top of you and screw you, he'll wake up, won't he?"
"Sugar, he certainly won't. If you don't believe me, pluck a hair out of his ******* and see if that wakes him."
Charlie did just that. He was amazed when the husband remained asleep. So he climbed over to the wife's side of the bed and ****ed her.
When he finished, he climbed back to his own side. It wasn't long before she tapped him on the shoulder and beckoned him again.
Again he pulled a hair to determine if his old friend was asleep. This went on eight times during the night. Each time Charlie screwed the woman, he first pulled out one of the husband's ******* hairs.
The ninth time he pulled a hair, the husband awoke and muttered, "Listen, Charlie, old pal. I don't mind you ****ing my wife, but for Pete's sake, stop using my ass for a scoreboard!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?aq=f&emb=0&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fvideo.google.com%2Fvideosearch%3Fq%3Dbatman+and+robin&v=aKNSstnq4sg I mean seriously. bane is a retarded freak who gets killed by batman within 4 minutes in that movie. In the comics hes a FREAKIN GENIUS who BEATS THE SHIT outa batman... lol.