The 2,000,000th post game

Sooner or later the question comes up in every medical student's career.

How much shock-trauma can the patient stand?

Different instructors answer the question in different ways, but cut to its base level, the answer is always another question.

How badly does the patient want to survive?

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
I had a really bad 20 minutes.

*Takes off sunglasses and puts on therapist glasses*

Now, Mr. Valentine, why did you have a bad 20 minutes?

Originally posted by Agent White
*Takes off sunglasses and puts on therapist glasses*

Now, Mr. Valentine, why did you have a bad 20 minutes?

Well, while trying to fix my chain I got crazy glue all over my hands and the chain still isn't fixed. 🙁

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
Well, while trying to fix my chain I got crazy glue all over my hands and the chain still isn't fixed. 🙁

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This isn't really a matter for Agent White's Internet Psychotherapy. Consult a real doctor.

*Puts sunglasses back on*

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Originally posted by The Grey Fox
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Originally posted by Agent White
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This isn't really a matter for Agent White's Internet Psychotherapy. Consult a real doctor.

*Puts sunglasses back on*

*Pokes with glued finger*

Originally posted by Röland
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Originally posted by Sol Valentine
*Pokes with glued finger*

*Dodges with amazing reflexes*

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
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Originally posted by The Grey Fox
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Originally posted by Agent White
*Dodges with amazing reflexes*

It's not like my finger had blades on it. >_>

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
It's not like my finger had blades on it. >_>

It had crazy glue on it.

Originally posted by Agent White
It had crazy glue on it.

The glue already dried off. >_>

Originally posted by Röland
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Originally posted by Sol Valentine
The glue already dried off. >_>

Well nevermind then.

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Originally posted by The Grey Fox
That was the one! mmm I just copy pasted it from taft's name on msn

Originally posted by Röland
It's in my name too. 131

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
Oh yeah, so it is mhmm