The 2,000,000th post game

Started by kodak52,234 pages

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
we need someone to come up with a punchline about the americans and how their dumb with gay language
you know... they arent the only ones who speak it.
.... *cough*

The countries with the highest populations of native English speakers are, in descending order: United States (215 million), United Kingdom (58 million), Canada (18.2 million), Australia (15.5 million), Ireland (3.8 million), South Africa (3.7 million), and New Zealand (3.0-3.7 million). Countries such as Jamaica and Nigeria also have millions of native speakers of dialect continua ranging from an English-based creole to a more standard version of English. Of those nations where English is spoken as a second language, India has the most such speakers ('Indian English'😉 and linguistics professor David Crystal claims that, combining native and non-native speakers, India now has more people who speak or understand English than any other country in the world. Following India is the People's Republic of China.

Originally posted by Röland
I thought I read somewhere that English is one of the easiest languages to learn... I'm probably wrong.
srug its got its downsides

Originally posted by kodak
you know... they arent the only ones who speak it.
.... *cough*

The countries with the highest populations of native English speakers are, in descending order: United States (215 million), United Kingdom (58 million), Canada (18.2 million), Australia (15.5 million), Ireland (3.8 million), South Africa (3.7 million), and New Zealand (3.0-3.7 million). Countries such as Jamaica and Nigeria also have millions of native speakers of dialect continua ranging from an English-based creole to a more standard version of English. Of those nations where English is spoken as a second language, India has the most such speakers ('Indian English'😉 and linguistics professor David Crystal claims that, combining native and non-native speakers, India now has more people who speak or understand English than any other country in the world. Following India is the People's Republic of China.

why are you looking up this on wikipedia? awebrow

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
ramjet has no music taste
that is not true

Japanese is teh best language

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
why are you looking up this on wikipedia? awebrow
its always good to learn more about things.

you can learn a lot on wiki.

Originally posted by kodak
its always good to learn more about things.

you can learn a lot on wiki.

learn about something thats more fun? learn how to dance! 💃

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
learn about something thats more fun? learn how to dance! 💃
im not much of a dancer, in fact, i cant dance worth a shit.

i dance like a white guy who doesn't know how to dance/move his body.

Originally posted by kodak
im not much of a dancer, in fact, i cant dance worth a shit.

i dance like a white guy who doesn't know how to dance/move his body.

but in what situation will you need to know every detail of the english language?

.... when the hell am i guna have to dance?
its not like i can get a chick, let alone dance with her.

Originally posted by kodak
.... when the hell am i guna have to dance?
its not like i can get a chick, let alone dance with her.
you can get a chick 🙂

or dance lessons? aweherm

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michael
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daniel
MIK3Y says:
u must be high agen..i told u to stay off the dope man
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i tried, not gunna happen , u oright
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??
MIK3Y says:
ye u
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not bad, not bad, wot u up to these days then??
MIK3Y says:
got a placement in this computer shop in aberkenfig..started on monday..still on this training course in ACT tho..getin £50 a week
MIK3Y says:
u?
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College on ND media production
MIK3Y says:
sounds gd so you..make videos?
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yep, and i got them on dvd and they rock, and i aint being biased
MIK3Y says:
wicked..anyway i culd watch them
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i culd try sending them
MIK3Y says:
giv it a go
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let me check they work first
MIK3Y says:
kk
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it will play, just wont send
MIK3Y says:
kk thts orite..wat are they about?
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one was bout a superhero that u culd neva see, he dissapears straight after he gets rid of the bad guys
MIK3Y says:
sounds gd
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one was a music video wiv slow motion and reverse cam
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and one was about a murdering phycopath
MIK3Y says:
nice
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it is good stuff, even u wuld say it is kwl, and ur the kwllest on the planet
MIK3Y says:
o well of course
MIK3Y says:
the music video sounds rly cool
MIK3Y says:
murderin phsycopath..suits ur style

sigavchange

dancing is for people who like to have fun.

Have you seen the stick up my ass?
its bigger then the "Watergate" scandal.

ok, that's not true.

but as it stands, i cant dance.

This ya boi

Originally posted by kodak
dancing is for people who like to have fun.

Have you seen the stick up my ass?
its bigger then the "Watergate" scandal.

ok, that's not true.

but as it stands, i cant dance.

😂

learn to have fun 😐

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
😂

learn to have fun 😐

my idea of fun, is watching movie, and hanging out with my friends.

shockingly, i do have friends... mind you, i dont know why they like me.

cause you're their boi kodak

get over here !!