The 2,000,000th post game

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I went up against god, I actually answered prayers and helped people. What's that sayin'?

Originally posted by Scythe
I went up against god, I actually answered prayers and helped people. What's that sayin'?
You answered prayers? Riiiiiight.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
You answered prayers? Riiiiiight.
Peronally, yes. I've gone beyond the call of duty for others.

Originally posted by Scythe
Peronally, yes. I've gone beyond the call of duty for others.
You do realize that prayers are meant for Deities, right? You are human, not a Deity. If you helped someone out, all you did was a favor, nothing more.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
You do realize that prayers are meant for Deities, right? You are human, not a Deity. If you helped someone out, all you did was a favor, nothing more.
You're looking way into this. At times close friends have prayed to my awesome demigod-ness to save them from a weekend lacking an insane party, and I answer, mhmm.

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"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both." -Benjamin Franklin

Originally posted by Scythe
You're looking way into this. At times close friends have prayed to my awesome demigod-ness to save them from a weekend lacking an insane party, and I answer, mhmm.
Did they pray silently, or did they like say it aloud for you to hear?

Originally posted by geshien
"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both." -Benjamin Franklin
Benjamin Franklin was a Satanist.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Did they pray silently, or did they like say it aloud for you to hear?
I always know when a good time needs to be had.

Originally posted by Scythe
I always know when a good time needs to be had.
OK haermm

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
OK haermm
Haha, I hope you're not taking all this so seriously. I love having a good time, and throwing awesome parties.

Originally posted by Scythe
Haha, I hope you're not taking all this so seriously. I love having a good time, and throwing awesome parties.
So you really haven't answered any prayers. Mhm. OK. I gotcha.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
So you really haven't answered any prayers. Mhm. OK. I gotcha.
My you take things to literally. When buds of mine say or even think: "Goat Demigod, please, I urge you to throw an awesome party, with chicks and a nice BBQ" I answer...

Originally posted by Scythe
Benjamin Franklin was a Satanist.

He was a Free Mason, what do you expect?

Satanism is self worship. Couldn't care less, in fact, I would be more inclined to follow Satanism than Christianity, minus rituals.

And I would find it very suspect to believe Ben Franklin sacrificed babies or anything.

Man was a genius, a Renaissance man and ahead of the curve.

Originally posted by Scythe
My you take things to literally. When buds of mine say or even think: "Goat Demigod, please, I urge you to throw an awesome party, with chicks and a nice BBQ" I answer...
So you look out for your friends and try to make them happy no matter the cost then? I get that.

Point is, if they think it without telling you, there's no way for you to know. Unless you are a mutant and shit.

Originally posted by geshien
He was a Free Mason, what do you expect?

Satanism is self worship. Couldn't care less, in fact, I would be more inclined to follow Satanism than Christianity, minus rituals.

And I would find it very suspect to believe Ben Franklin sacrificed babies or anything.

Man was a genius, a Renaissance man and ahead of the curve.

I meant he was an avid member of the Hellfire Club. A club who would gather on certain nights, engage in the mocking of Christianity, binging and orgies.

All this talk about Benjamin Franklin is making me want some BBQ.

Originally posted by Scythe
I meant he was an avid member of the Hellfire Club. A club who would gather on certain nights, engage in the mocking of Christianity, binging and orgies.
Sounds like my wednesday.