The 2,000,000th post game

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
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Originally posted by The Grey Fox
I never realised Liz left me for someone else, I guess all that long-distance stuff was all shit, and that she didn't "still care about me", cause if she did, she would have told me the truth, not made up some shit full of 'I still care about you' and that it's just that 'she wasn't giving me anough time story' platitudes designed to make me feel better whilst simultaneously appeasing her deep seated sense of guilt for dumping me for someone else/better and destroying my faith in everything which is good and pure.

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I dont know if I should believe all that or not

dont know if it's just a joke or what hmm

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
I never realised Liz left me for someone else, I guess all that long-distance stuff was all shit, and that she didn't "still care about me", cause if she did, she would have told me the truth, not made up some shit full of 'I still care about you' and that it's just that 'she wasn't giving me anough time story' platitudes designed to make me feel better whilst simultaneously appeasing her deep seated sense of guilt for dumping me for someone else/better and destroying my faith in everything which is good and pure.

one more time :😐

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
Yes, I will even quote Spaced when I'm severly depressed.

stop being depressed

ermm What?

NO

I guess it was cool that I finally got to quote that scene, though

Brian: What are you playing?
Tim: Tomb Raider 3.
Brian: She's drowning.
Tim: Yeah.
Brian: Is that the point of the game?
Tim: Depends what mood you're in really.
Brian: What sort of mood are you in then?
Tim: Well, I got a letter from my ex-girlfriend this morning, 3 months too late, explaining why she dumped me. It was full of 'you'll always be special' and 'I'll always love you' platitudes designed to make me feel better whilst simultaneously appeasing her deep seated sense of guilt for dumping me, running off with a slimy little city boy called Duane and destroying my faith in everything which is good and pure.
Brian: So it didn't really work then.
Tim: No, it made me wanna drown things!

Im so bored of being home alone

I'm just generally bored

huh

i knew it wasnt real

five cups of coffee for the years gone wrong

I need to go walk my 3 miles

Mike: Well, let's just say the last time I was in this situation, I wasn't using a paintball gun.
Paintball player: [in awe] You've seen combat?
Mike: Yes, yes I have.
Paintball player: Where?
Mike: Umm, on the television!
Paintball player: But you just said the last time you were in this situation you didn't use a paintball gun!
Tim: He didn't.
Paintball player: Well, what did you use?
Mike: Erm, it was a big stick

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
i knew it wasnt real