The 2,000,000th post game

Homer: Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel.

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
kodaks full of diseases

let me lick you lick

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
SWEET!!!!

vision fuzzy 😂

Originally posted by kodak
im sick, but she might still let me.

😱

yup 😂

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
yup 😂

Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.

eric clapton is a pretty ****ing awesome

Originally posted by kodak
whats up?

not much, drinking a little, still really hurting from getting hurt at work yesterday

How are you?

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
eric clapton is a pretty ****ing awesome

and so are you 😂

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
eric clapton is a pretty ****ing awesome

Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room.

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
and so are you 😂

but you still wont let me lick you? awehawe

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
not much, drinking a little, still really hurting from getting hurt at work yesterday

How are you?

stop hurting yourself at work

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
aw :'😉 im touched.....ermmhappy

but you still wont let me lick you? awehawe

nope 😂

i shot the sheriff

MY BONES

Originally posted by kodak
sick, but getting better.

stop hurting yourself at work

not my fault, a 400 lb. block of aluminum tried to kill me 😂

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
i shot the sheriff

but I did not shoot the deputy

Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
nope 😂

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.

😆