my "friends" make fun of the way i say stuff
i actually saw nathan from school on my home from town and he was just about to walk past me and i was like "nath" and he was all "awebrow oh hey mike" and we had sex ok no we didnt, but he said he didnt recongnise and then he took my hood off even though it was raining and he was all like "wooah" cause i hadnt seen him since school or i might have seen him but i cant remember and he must have been suprised that my hair was long, then we just stood there staring at each other, but no, hes in sixth form he says and i was like 'woah cool' cause he got this really cool piercing in his bottom lip and then we were just like oh yeah oh yeah and we went our seperate ways, i usually wonder if we will ever see each other again singing but he said i still have my accent, i dont have a ****ing accent so i ****ed his mother and punched him in the face uhuh