The 2,000,000th post game

Started by _Sanctuary_52,234 pages

Originally posted by Itzak
WHAT THE...? 😠 I'LL SUE YOU FOR THIS!!!

What?? No it isn't!


It is! Cafe's are for worship too you know!

Originally posted by *lizziekk*
no you wont! *forces toxic doup down itzaks throat*

*chocks on doup. spits all the doup in *lizziekk* faces*!!

Originally posted by xyz jedi
I just thought I'd bring it up.

it is..... i use it and its really wierd...

Originally posted by Itzak
*chocks on doup. spits all the doup in *lizziekk* faces*!!

*grabs cutlery off table and stabs Itzak* now you can sue me....

Originally posted by *lizziekk*
*grabs cutlery off table and stabs Itzak* now you can sue me....

Hey! You got blood all over my new jacket! You are going to pay for this! *gets out chainsaw*

New subject: Jesus

Forget Itzak's typo. Let's talk about Religious pricks and liars.

Originally posted by *lizziekk*
*grabs cutlery off table and stabs Itzak* now you can sue me....

*Falls on the floor, and says* S...ue .... yo...u! *falls over and dies*

Originally posted by _Sanctuary_
Hey! You got blood all over my new jacket! You are going to pay for this! *gets out chainsaw*

*runs to DIY shop and steals chainsaw*

Originally posted by xyz jedi
New subject: Jesus

Forget Itzak's typo. Let's talk about Religious pricks and liars.


who are religous pricks and liars.....?

Originally posted by Itzak
*Falls on the floor, and says* S...ue .... yo...u! *falls over and dies*

i won the arguement!!!!!! woohoo! now all i have to do is defeat sanctuary....

Originally posted by xyz jedi
New subject: Jesus

Forget Itzak's typo. Let's talk about Religious pricks and liars.


Religion...
Well I think it depends on the religion, they are all aiming to make people better - but it doesn't always work, sometimes people need something to beleive in to keep them going, but other times people go crazy-religious (certain members of my family) which isn't of great use..

Originally posted by xyz jedi
New subject: Jesus

Forget Itzak's typo. Let's talk about Religious pricks and liars.

good idea! where do we start?

Originally posted by *lizziekk*
*runs to DIY shop and steals chainsaw*

who are religous pricks and liars.....?

Jesus, Moses, Muhammed, all of them.

*gets out big knife*

Originally posted by *lizziekk*
i won the arguement!!!!!! woohoo! now all i have to do is defeat sanctuary....

*Comes back to life and chocks *lizziekk* to death!*

Originally posted by *lizziekk*
i won the arguement!!!!!! woohoo! now all i have to do is defeat sanctuary....

Never!
Originally posted by Itzak
good idea! where do we start?

Stereotypes in religion.. Grrr... They annoy me, people stereotype other because they beleive certain things and judge them on their religion.. It drives me insane1

Originally posted by xyz jedi
Jesus, Moses, Muhammed, all of them. But now since Itzak's dead, I think I'll sell his organs on eBay.

*gets out big knife*


i'm a christian but i dont really believe in all the jesus stuff......... even though i know im meant to...

Originally posted by Itzak
*Comes back to life and chocks *lizziekk* to death!*

nooooooooo uses chainsaw to slice itzak in half

Originally posted by _Sanctuary_
Religion...
Well I think it depends on the religion, they are all aiming to make people better - but it doesn't always work, sometimes people need something to beleive in to keep them going, but other times people go crazy-religious (certain members of my family) which isn't of great use..
All wars are caused by two reasons. POWER and RELIGION. If you think about it.

Originally posted by *lizziekk*
i'm a christian but i dont really believe in all the jesus stuff......... even though i know im meant to...

✅ Most people our age would say the same thing, including me!

Originally posted by *lizziekk*
nooooooooo uses chainsaw to slice itzak in half

*Grabs chainsaw with another hand and killes *lizziekk**

Jesus of Suburbia.

Wait, this screen and keyboard I'm looking at allows me to communicate with people far away. It must of been God. It all makes sense!