Japan gave me an ocular implant so I can see superstrings. Also, multiverse theory is false- the universe is a vast, but finite toroidal loop- with on single bump where the needle to inflate it went in. In a strange twist of fate, the failure to prevent pidgeons from allowing social structures that prevent some from believing that they are capable of economic advancement is actually the cause of the big bang.
The future determines the past, you see...