Frankie Boyle: I would have loved to have a gay dad. Do you remember at school, there were always kids saying "My dad's bigger than your dad, my dad will batter your dad!" "So what? My dad will shag your dad. And your dad will enjoy it."
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Frankie Boyle: Recent surveys show 3 out of 10 men have a problem with premature ejaculation. The rest just didn't really think it was a problem.
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Presenter: [In the out-takes show. The people in his earpiece keep telling him to get on with the show] They're even shouting at this bit! 'Stop doing that bit where you mock us for shouting in your ear'!
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Hugh Dennis: [Unlikely things to be said in programme indents] You may be interested to know that I'm completely naked and playing with myself.
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Piggle HumsyWiggle4life
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Nirvana - All Apologies (MTV Unplugged Version)
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Morning_GlorySleeping In My Soul
she taste like the real thing
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mg 😱
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watching that family guy parody of star wars totally ruined star wars for me 🙁
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I was brought up under the grange end stand where boots are made for kicking and knifes are made for stabbing and if I see a swansea fan I'll kick his ****ing head in singing
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kodakParty Dave
it was snowing.
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amazing!
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Sol Valentine~Magnificent Ruffian~
I just finished some homework and my hands hurt
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BBC1 is to replace Jonathan Ross's Friday night chatshow with standup comedy series Live at the Apollo during the presenter's 12-week suspension over the Sachsgate row.
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Originally posted by ~Wålshy~ BBC1 is to replace Jonathan Ross's Friday night chatshow with standup comedy series Live at the Apollo during the presenter's 12-week suspension over the Sachsgate row.
****ing hell
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live at the apollo is great
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i used to love wrestling when i was younger
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in junior school whenever we had a toy day me and my mate rob would bring in some of our wrestling action figures and all the girls would come running to us stoned