Yes, he rules. awebrow
He's a bit short. awebrow
He's a puppy. awebrow
Why, yes he is. awebrow
He loves everyone. awebrow
Aww. baka
So he's the opposite of you. awebrow
Yes. He's energetic and chirpy. I'm lazy and bitter. awebrow
Exactly. awebrow
But he seems to enjoy my company, and I enjoy his. awesrug
Glad you found someone to complete you. awesrug
All I need is some ***** to cook me meals. awesrug
Your mom? awesrug
Let me rephrase that. Some ***** too cook and have relations with.
Oh awesome
Oh well, I've got a dildo. awesrug
I need one of those. awesrg
Are you coming on to me? awesrug
Nah, not really. awesrug
I disagree awesrug
ear itches