Originally posted by The Grey Fox
What's wrong with Ramen?
It makes me nauseous.
You know you're a physics major if...
* You have no life - and you can PROVE it mathematically.
* You enjoy pain.
* You know vector calculus but you can't remember how to do long division.
* You chuckle/wince whenever anyone says "centrifugal force."
* You've actually used every single function on your graphing calculator.
* It is sunny and 70 degrees outside, and you are working on a computer.
* Right now you are converting 70 degrees to Kelvin.
* You use algebra to determine which coins you need at the laundromat.
* You will integrate for food.
* You've calculated that the World Series actually diverges.
* You hesitate to look at something because you don't want to break down its wave function.
* You have a pet named after a scientist.
* You laugh at jokes about mathematicians.
* You've ever considered using "You are my density" as a pick up line.
* The Humane society has you arrested because you actually performed the Schrodinger's Cat experiment.
* You can translate English into Binary.
* You can't remember what's behind the door labeled "EXIT" in the science building.
* You never seem to enroll in "the class" with a girl in it.
* You avoid doing anything because you don't want to contribute to the eventual heat-death of the universe.
* You consider ANY non-science course "easy."
* When your professor asks you where your homework is, you claim to have accidentally determined its momentum so precisely that according to Heisenberg it could be anywhere in the universe.
* You'll assume that a chicken is a sphere in order to make the math easier. So true!
* You understood more than five of these indicators.
* You make a hard copy of this list, and post it on your door.
Originally posted by AbnormalButSaneOh, I see mmm
It makes me nauseous.You know you're a physics major if...
* You have no life - and you can PROVE it mathematically.
* You enjoy pain.
* You know vector calculus but you can't remember how to do long division.
* You chuckle/wince whenever anyone says "centrifugal force."
* You've actually used every single function on your graphing calculator.
* It is sunny and 70 degrees outside, and you are working on a computer.
* Right now you are converting 70 degrees to Kelvin.
* You use algebra to determine which coins you need at the laundromat.
* You will integrate for food.
* You've calculated that the World Series actually diverges.
* You hesitate to look at something because you don't want to break down its wave function.
* You have a pet named after a scientist.
* You laugh at jokes about mathematicians.
* You've ever considered using "You are my density" as a pick up line.
* The Humane society has you arrested because you actually performed the Schrodinger's Cat experiment.
* You can translate English into Binary.
* You can't remember what's behind the door labeled "EXIT" in the science building.
* You never seem to enroll in "the class" with a girl in it.
* You avoid doing anything because you don't want to contribute to the eventual heat-death of the universe.
* You consider ANY non-science course "easy."
* When your professor asks you where your homework is, you claim to have accidentally determined its momentum so precisely that according to Heisenberg it could be anywhere in the universe.
* You'll assume that a chicken is a sphere in order to make the math easier. So true!
* You understood more than five of these indicators.
* You make a hard copy of this list, and post it on your door.
How many of those apply to you?