The 2,000,000th post game

INTERCOURSE:
The “average” lovemaking session burns between 50 and 100 calories. Having sex 3 times a week burns 7500 calories per year. That's the equivalent of jogging 75 miles. The more intense the sex, the more calories are burned: up to 15,000 calories annually (at a frequency of three times weekly). 15,000 calories equals over 4 pounds of weight loss per year, just from having sex three times a week.

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Originally posted by Morning_Glory
teaspoons of semen

😘

Pictolossus found his sig

I'm just talkin' about the shaft.

Pixies - Debaser

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
Pixies - Debaser

I dont swallow sick

ORGASM:
Experts estimate that an orgasm can burn between 60-100 calories. Losing weight has never been so much fun!

Wanna grow, grow up to be, be a debaser

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
no

Well what else would it mean?

I'M GONNA JERK OFF 10X MORE NOW

UNDRESSING:
According to an Italian professor, even undressing can burn off calories. Unclasping a bra with two hands burns 8 calories, while unclasping it with only one hand burns up 18 calories. Unclasping it with your mouth can burn 87 calories.

I SWALLOW.

Originally posted by Ax3l
I'M GONNA JERK OFF 10X MORE NOW

Go for it flex

TAAAAAAAAAAAME

Originally posted by Ax3l
[B]TAAAAAAAAAAAME [/B]

It probably permanantly damaged my throat.

I think I can do it pretty well. Not now, though. I have angry neighbors.

sigh