Originally posted by The Grey Fox
"See, Bateman agrees with me," Price says smugly.
"Oh he does not." With a Kleenex Evelyn wipes off whatever she rubbed on. "Patrick
is not a cynic, Timothy. He's the boy next door, aren't you honey?"
"No I'm not," I whisper to myself. "I'm a ****ing evil psychopath."
Oh, Grey Fox, you had me at "Kleenex".