The 2,000,000th post game

Started by ~Wålshy~52,234 pages

no

its a great film!

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Kimberly Pear: [Kimberly needs to go to the bathroom] Dad, I'm prairie dogging it!
Randy Pear: What the hell does that mean?
Jason Pear: You know, like when a prairie dog sticks his head in and out of the ground.
Randy Pear: Oh.
[Five seconds later]
Bev Pear: Ugh!
Randy Pear: Ohh, god, I do not wanna picture that!

pizza

Turns out I have botulism.

one of my favourite scenes is when they are all running down the stairs and then mr. bean passes them and says im winning im winning! good times

Holy SHIT the Titans are gonna lose.

[Talking about Sinclair and his idea for them competing in the "race"]
Merrill: It's some sort of joke. It has to be.
Duane Cody: What kind of jackass just gives away $2 million?
Owen Templeton: Maybe it's a publicity stunt.
Randy Pear: What kind of publicity? He swore us all to secrecy.
Vera Baker: Maybe it's a secret publicity stunt.
Randy Pear: A *secret* publicity stunt?

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
one of my favourite scenes is when they are all running down the stairs and then mr. bean passes them and says im winning im winning! good times

Yeah, or that one where he jumps at the train and then gets stuck between two carriages or something.

Botulism (Latin, botulus, "sausage"😉 also known as "Botulinus Intoxication," is a rare but serious paralytic illness caused by botulin toxin. The toxin is produced by the bacteria Clostridium botulinum. C. botulinum is an anaerobic, Gram positive, spore-forming rod. Botulin toxin is one of the most powerful known toxins: about one microgram is lethal to humans. It acts by blocking nerve function and leads to respiratory and musculoskeletal paralysis.

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
CUTE

It's my dog Louis sleeping in my bed.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Holy SHIT the Titans are gonna lose.

Didn't they lose about a couple of thousand years ago?

want you to make love to me and only to me in the dark

Originally posted by Slay
Didn't they lose about a couple of thousand years ago?
and they are losing yet again.

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
want you to make love to me and only to me in the dark

Of course I will.

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
Botulism (Latin, botulus, "sausage"😉 also known as "Botulinus Intoxication," is a rare but serious paralytic illness caused by botulin toxin. The toxin is produced by the bacteria Clostridium botulinum. C. botulinum is an anaerobic, Gram positive, spore-forming rod. Botulin toxin is one of the most powerful known toxins: about one microgram is lethal to humans. It acts by blocking nerve function and leads to respiratory and musculoskeletal paralysis.
i just googled it too!

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
and they are losing yet again.

Chess?

Originally posted by Slay
Turns out I have botulism.
thats not good? oh

are you dying 🙁 ermm