The 2,000,000th post game

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unless you're that prostitute in Total Recall that had 3

snoopy😍

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Welcome to Boob town... population 2

biscuits

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Welcome to Boob town... population 2

Hey Ace, your TTP patient coded, I pronounced it.

He died?

I certainly hope so otherwise that autopsy is going to be a *****.

Fat camp. Six years she's been going there, and the only thing getting any thinner is my wallet!

In demon days, it's cold inside
You don't get nobody, people sigh
It's so bad, lasting far, but love yourself
Hiding in a hole in there
All the glasses are too big
Bring it back, got to hold it back
To let you do that yet you don't want me back
Before it fall down, falling down falling down
Falling out to go far from the soul (ah)

In these demon days
It's so cold inside
So hard for a good soul to survive
You can't even trust the air you breathe
Because mother earth wants us all to leave
When lies become reality
You numb yourself with drugs and T.V.
So pick yourself up, it's a brand new day
So turn yourself round
Don't burn yourself, turn youself
Turn yourself around
To the sun!

To the sun, to the sun...
To the sun, to the sun...

peppermint patty is sort of a jerk

Ahsoka

Rotinaj

Originally posted by Ahsoka Tano
Fat camp. Six years she's been going there, and the only thing getting any thinner is my wallet!

How can you make love to your wife if she's at fat camp?

The real question is: how can I make love to her when she's *not* at fat camp?

Okay, think of what little patience I have as... oh, I don't know... your virginity. You always thought it would be there, until that night Junior Year when you were feeling a little down about yourself and your pal Kevin, who just wanted to be friends... well, he dropped by, and he brought a copy of "About Last Night" and a four-pack of Bartles & Jaymes and woo hoo hoo, it was gone forever - just like my patience is now.

if you don't ask how the monkey does it, how the hell I'm I supposed spoodle?

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What is it with steel wool? Is it steel? Or is it wool?

dancingmilk

Originally posted by Mairuzu
What is it with steel wool? Is it steel? Or is it wool?

It's steel until after you use it. Then what you used it on, becomes wool.

Hope you already have kids.

Formulation is the key

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
Formulation is the key

To what?