I don't see a cat in here. I'm sorry. Did you let it out by accident?
No, because he died three months ago, okay? So now who's the funny guy?
I'm sorry?
Today is his birthday and it is a tradition that on his birthday I get up extra early and make him his favorite kind of dessert.
Don't worry, bro. Your cat's going to heaven.
Yeah, maybe. Maybe he went to heaven. He was a little ****er. He could've gone to hell.