The 2,000,000th post game

My friend stole a bottle of Bacardi today. Then when we came outside he took it out of his jacket, in front of a security cam. I was like ''WTF!?'', then he said ''Relax, it's cool, they won't remember''. awehuhs

lol

Originally posted by Mairuzu
customers are annoying, they never know what they want

That is true.

I wonder if Bruce is like how he is here at work.

"Morning Bruce, nice weather huh?"

"Lakers must win today"

"What?"

Bought some black velvet from the liquor store yesterday, cashier had to check my id 3 times

**** me

Originally posted by Slay
My friend stole a bottle of Bacardi today. Then when we came outside he took it out of his jacket, in front of a security cam. I was like ''WTF!?'', then he said ''Relax, it's cool, they won't remember''. awehuhs

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
I wonder if Bruce is like how he is here at work.

"Morning Bruce, nice weather huh?"

"Lakers must win today"

"What?"

he'll ignore all the men, and he'll be like

Hey Stacy, looking good as always

Hi martha, you look pretty as always today

then his brother will random come in and say the same thing even tho he doesnt work there

aren't roda like 14th

ha

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Bought some black velvet from the liquor store yesterday, cashier had to check my id 3 times

**** me

Also, what the **** is black velvet?

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
aren't roda like 14th

Originally posted by Mairuzu
this is bruce at work,

he'll ignore all the men, and he'll be like

Hey Stacy, looking good as always

Hi martha, you look pretty as always today

then his brother will random come in and say the same thing even tho he doesnt work there

Then Bruce will say ''She fine.''

Originally posted by Slay
Yeah. How do you know, ****?

Originally posted by Mairuzu
this is bruce at work,

he'll ignore all the men, and he'll be like

Hey Stacy, looking good as always

Hi martha, you look pretty as always today

then his brother will random come in and say the same thing even tho he doesnt work there

Stacey comes up to him, "Hey Bruce, we need to work extra hard today, got lots of work to cover, okay?"

Bruce: "Ur so pretty as always"

Stacey: "awehuhs.....

.....Gonna go over here now awehuhs"

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
lucky guess xD

Originally posted by Slay
How old are you then?

Also, what the **** is black velvet?

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
Hahaha yeah

Stacey comes up to him, "Hey Bruce, we need to work extra hard today, got lots of work to cover, okay?"

Bruce: "Ur so pretty as always"

Stacey: "awehuhs.....

.....Gonna go over here now awehuhs"

it taste like shit tho slay, friend wanted it

its 80 proof

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Whiskey, and i just turned 21 in nov heh

America's drinking law is gay.