The 2,000,000th post game

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Originally posted by Mairuzu
OJ just went to jail?

15 years

maybe

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
iv wiki-ed him before aw00t

its pretty good but you have a girl friend and you play football so you cant start a band as well 😬


Having a girlfriend and playing football are two quite normal things. Plus I've been in bands before I met my girlfriend, so if anything, obviously she has to go.

Originally posted by Slay
15 years

Yeah, only about 10 years too late.

Originally posted by Moosey
Yeah, that's alright.

Rather, call yourself the 'Owen Wilson Project'.


People wouldn't take us seriously with a name like that though. I don't want to be the next Tony Danza Tap Dance Experience or Gay for Johnny Depp.

Originally posted by Slay
People wouldn't take us seriously with a name like that though. I don't want to be the next Tony Danza Tap Dance Experience or Gay for Johnny Depp.

😂 True enough.

Slay and the f-ags?

Originally posted by Moosey
😂 True enough.

Slay and the f-ags?


No. It will be Grigori.

Grigori, or I leave.

the rammifications of podcasting are: ....

Originally posted by Slay
No. It will be Grigori.

Grigori, or I leave.

I leave? That's not the best name I've ever heard.

Stick with Grigori. 😛

NME News
Gallows London pub show marred as singer is 'groped'

Gallows

Frank Carter instructs the audience to 'destroy' the venue

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barrinho

Dec 3, 2008

This Frank Carter sounds like a right idiot for trying to encourage fans to distroy a small pub, why wasn't the police involved? Also if he's jumping into crowds all the time, he has to expect that his private area will be touched.

Andybcrazy

Dec 3, 2008

tastey

SmokeMyCorgan

Dec 3, 2008

I do believe someone described this pathetic little man as a bully's wet dream.

drgonzo2012

Dec 3, 2008

I'm quite sure the ginger **** would kill to be groped if he wasn't in a successful band.

wobblenut

Dec 3, 2008

Cock!

Psycho_Mafia

Dec 3, 2008

oh please, this is hilarious, do you look like the kind of guy tht likes to be touched by men?? YES! and you make shit music!!!

mcr34

Dec 3, 2008

@barrinho -- I'm guessing it had nothing to do with him wanting a write up in NME for being such a badass. See Towers of London. They sucked too.

Number Johnny Five

Dec 3, 2008

What a douche. Seriously.There's no evidence for him being groped, yet plenty of evidence of him assaulting a member of the public and destroying private property.Is this what we've all come to? This ain't rock n roll, this is pestilence.

honcho

Dec 3, 2008

heheheh, ginga baws!

aphexbin

Dec 3, 2008

How 'Hardcore' is this guy? Super Hardcore thats how much! Yeh lets trash the venue, yeah!!!!!!And then hes shocked when someone grabs his todger? Man what a load of toss. Frank Carter is a douche. Its official. He is a Douche.

batesy89

Dec 3, 2008

i agree with barrinho i just cant understand how this skinny frank's arm didn't fall off "muppet"

mal1982

Dec 3, 2008

Jesus I can just imagine the type of prowls who go to their gigs! Lets smash some poor persons business up just cause some posh t**t thinks it's rock 'n' roll or summut! Very good way to show your gratitude for them hosting the gig!What a massive C this bloke is! Like the other bloke said, if he wants to go crowd surfing then surely its to be expected. As if any man (gay or straight) or woman would touch him purposefully!!!!!

jw_86

Dec 3, 2008

barinho this is what gallows shows are about they arent some pussy footing indie band standing still waving their fringes about they are a hardcore band and at hardcore shows anything goes within reason, the pub knew the risks when they booked them im sure, as they have played there before, and no he doesnt have to expect his nob to get groped because yeah you do get grapped sometimes but frank wouldn't have kicked off without reason. they are from the hardcore scene and if the NME press cant take the heat they should get out the kitchen. Also bit stupid how you have to highlight "Carter" all the time.

sex_panther

Dec 3, 2008

He blatantly didn't like being groped because it was a dude doing the groping.

binstig

Dec 3, 2008

Stupid ****. Most singers who crowd surf are groped and grabbed whether they like it or not. You just get on with it and forget about it. Oh and how very rock and roll for trying to destroy a venue that put them on the map.

csbx72

Dec 3, 2008

hold the front pages: 'cock groped in **** pub'.

Quickfix

Dec 3, 2008

There was a similar incident by Dead Kids last week @ Wycombe Uni where the band were kicked of stage after a person in the audience claimed the singer broker her leg! Crazy!

MoldyMan

Dec 3, 2008

Should he expect to be groped? Possibly he should. Gallows are the sort of band that want a close relationship with there fans in which the boundaries between "star" and "fan" is blurred. These fans provide a hardcore loyal following guarentteed to splash out on all Gallows products. If Frank wants that hardcore following and wants to market his band as a band of the kids then he should realise that it is not him but the kids who are the dominant party in the relationship. Frank needs to realise that he is a commodity, a product like a barbie doll which kids between the ages of 15-22 buy into to give themselves a sence of identity. They manipulate him to there own ends, and as they reach maturity they will discard him when they no longer feel the need to invest there identity into a rock star. Frank must submit himself to the whims of his fans if he expects them to follow him in a way that is more meaningfull than the average music fan follows Kings of Leon for example. Also, if Frank wants to create a lawless, no holds barred atmosphere at his gigs then perhaps he needs to realise that again it is not him but the paying fans who call the shots. Why should he decide the boundaries when he openly invites such an unrestricted situation?

Clemo

Dec 3, 2008

What a tw@t! Seriously, there is nothing "Rock n Roll" about what he did. Funny how his antics get more reviews than their music at a gig. Proves what we already know, their music is complete and utter tripe. If only they had decent enough songs to let their music do the talking!!!!!!!!! Lets all hope they get dropped by their record label for being idiots before their next album comes out!!!

Grimbo

Dec 3, 2008

hmm, mr carter, not a single comment defending u. u asked for this tho!

ranners25

Dec 3, 2008

I think the bear from Bo Selecta would describe this half-wit as "a ginger nob jockey"

filmy

Dec 4, 2008

Why do venues keep allowing them to play if all he wants to do destroy them? What right does he have? I hope he gets taken to court.

aphexbin

Dec 4, 2008

Yet another band that NME feel they have to support because of the unjustified 'hype' they attributed to them early on- touting them as the next 'Nirvana' hahaha. I cant work out who I despise more- Gallows or Joe Lean and the Jing Jang Jong? Hmm probably Joe Lean, but only just. Gallows are about as hardcore as a bunch of home counties mummies boys screaming into a Guitar Hero mike in their bedrooms- with all their tattoos their mummies paid for.Unfortunately from what Ive read their label is contractually bound to release the new album, I feel sorry for the guy who gave them all that advance money (obviously thinking they were the 'next nirvana'😉, I bet its safe to say hes out of a job now.... Dont worry, I doubt this band will be written about here in a year from now- same goes for Joe Lean... Maybe they could form a supergroup? with Lethal Bizzle providing guest rap vocals of course.

mattwroe180

Dec 4, 2008

lets justs say if i was that land lord i would go one step further and rip it off if he ever treated my property like that!! I hope he gets grounded now by his mummy!

xQueenOfHeartsx

Dec 4, 2008

I was at Tuesday's gig and I have spoken to around 10 other people who were also there - all have tried to put comments onto this site defending Frank's actions.........and all have been unsuccessful. I think this magazine is doing it's best to generate their own warped view of what happened that night. That's what the press do.......and you are ALL falling for it!!!Of course the venue's LOVE the carnage - that's why they allow Gallows to return - you must be an idiot if you think they're anything but happy about the excitement generated by a Gallows gig.And Frank wasn't groped in the crowd - it was while he was standing on stage. NO-ONE deserves that, famous or not, and saying he should put up with it is like saying a girl deserves to be raped for wearing a short skirt.I will know how one-sided and censored this article is if this comment isn't printed, and I definitely won't be buying NME again.

Originally posted by Slay
Having a girlfriend and playing football are two quite normal things. Plus I've been in bands before I met my girlfriend, so if anything, obviously she has to go.
i hope you have a tiny dick awehawe

bam bam bam bam bam ... In the belly of a shark... blah blah blah blah... In the belly of a shark...

That's what I understood from the one song I heard of them. It was on Guitar Hero. awehuhs

david cameron gave obama a collection of albums awebrow

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
i hope you have a tiny dick awehawe

Too bad for you I'm hung like a walrus.

Seek medical attention

Originally posted by Slay
Too bad for you I'm hung like a walrus.
are you implying that you have a large dick?

green day suck

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
are you implying that you have a large dick?

I'm implying that walrusses have bones in their penises.

hung like a flea awecool

whatever, walrus's'sss are gay