The 2,000,000th post game

Started by Piggle Humsy52,234 pages

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
So like, I was all to Coco (one of my friends), "I need to get drunk or something", and she was all "yeah, me, you and Tasha should go drinking on Friday" and i was all "yeah". So they got here around 10:30, and they brought this other guy too, called Tom, but not the Tom I've mentioned before. But it's all cold outside, so we just decide to sit around in my room, and we drink the two bottles of Barcadi in about 2 minutes, and we're all "shit,", so I give them a tenner to get more, but me and tasha stay behind because she doesn't have a warm jacket and I'm just there to keep her company, because it's my house and that. The alcohol is only slightly kicking in, but me and Tasha are talking about stuff, and life, and stuff, and we're smoking too, cause she had none so I gave her one. And after a while Tom and Coco get back, but they've brought Coco's friend Jade home too. And she's like an alcoholic.

Anyway, we're all drinking something, I think it was strongbow? I can't remember, but we're all getting kind of drunk, and tasha asks me to sit next to her, and I'm all shy about it like "ok", but it's okay, and we're all there joking around and stuff, it was hilarious. And Tasha keeps coming onto me, all like "come on Ami, I think you're good looking, you should kiss me" or something. Anyway. Someone turns the light out (why?) and we're all there in the dark like, and since I was kind of drunk by then and was more confident, Tasha eventually convinced me to kiss her. and I bet I sucked at it, but whatever, the nigth was far from finished.

We eventually run out of alcohol, so Tom, Jade and Coco go off to the shops (with my money!) to get cigars, cigarettes, and alcohol. And me and Tasha are talking and stuff, and they don't come back for ages, so it's just me and her talking about things, and about people, and relationships, stuff like that, was cool. and then everyone comes back, with the stuff, and we're all kind of drunk by now, but we're still able to think straight and stuff. And eventually someone turns the light out AGAIN, like what the hell, I'm sure everyone was conspiring to make me and tasha get it on or something. which she kept asking me to do anyway. Anyway, somehow, she's like sitting on me, and then we start making out, and then eventually I forget everyone else is in the room and we're starting to really get into it all, pretty awesome, and then we fell onto the floor, but kept making out and stuff, but then I get a ****ing CRAMP, and I'm all "**** me, I have a cramp" and we both start laughing and sit up, and everyone's looking at us, and I just go, "hi".

Anwyay, she falls asleep on me, at about 3:30, and then it was time for them to go before they got any drunker, but tasha throws up on the couch, and we're all "aweherm" and we all have to clean it up and stuff. Anyway, they eventualyl go, except Tom, who's staying over because his parents tell him he's not allowed back int othe house, and while we're clearign everything up, we find tashas jumper thing, and it's got sick all over it. And me and him are like "I doubt she would want this now", so we put it in the bag with the rest and go and chuck it all in this big bin a few streets down. And Tom phones Coco to see if they got back alright, and Coco says "Oh yeah, coudl you wash tashas jumper for her?" and me and tom are laughing, and he's like "we kind of chucked it in the bin" and Coco's like "that jumper cost 40 pounds!" so me and him have to go all the way back out and get the jumper out fo the big bin. And then we went back and talked about the beatles for until like 10am, then Tom left, and I fell asleep for a few hours, and woke up at 12, and now here I am awehuhs

edit: Good times!

you suck.

You changed some of it and never gave me all those details! mhm

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
you suck.

You changed some of it and never gave me all those details! mhm

What part did I change? awehuhs

My hair looks great today

you are all being Bruces, bye

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
What part did I change? awehuhs

you said it was a jacket.. then it's a jumper..

THE STORY IS A LIE! ha-son

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
you said it was a jacket.. then it's a jumper..

THE STORY IS A LIE! ha-son

I dunno what it is awehuhs it's more jumper than jacket, but it's kind of a jacket too. I should take pics of it with the sick on or something awehuhs

Took pics

i made a mess 🙁

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Originally posted by The Grey Fox
So like, I was all to Coco (one of my friends), "I need to get drunk or something", and she was all "yeah, me, you and Tasha should go drinking on Friday" and i was all "yeah". So they got here around 10:30, and they brought this other guy too, called Tom, but not the Tom I've mentioned before. But it's all cold outside, so we just decide to sit around in my room, and we drink the two bottles of Barcadi in about 2 minutes, and we're all "shit,", so I give them a tenner to get more, but me and tasha stay behind because she doesn't have a warm jacket and I'm just there to keep her company, because it's my house and that. The alcohol is only slightly kicking in, but me and Tasha are talking about stuff, and life, and stuff, and we're smoking too, cause she had none so I gave her one. And after a while Tom and Coco get back, but they've brought Coco's friend Jade home too. And she's like an alcoholic.

Anyway, we're all drinking something, I think it was strongbow? I can't remember, but we're all getting kind of drunk, and tasha asks me to sit next to her, and I'm all shy about it like "ok", but it's okay, and we're all there joking around and stuff, it was hilarious. And Tasha keeps coming onto me, all like "come on Ami, I think you're good looking, you should kiss me" or something. Anyway. Someone turns the light out (why?) and we're all there in the dark like, and since I was kind of drunk by then and was more confident, Tasha eventually convinced me to kiss her. and I bet I sucked at it, but whatever, the nigth was far from finished.

We eventually run out of alcohol, so Tom, Jade and Coco go off to the shops (with my money!) to get cigars, cigarettes, and alcohol. And me and Tasha are talking and stuff, and they don't come back for ages, so it's just me and her talking about things, and about people, and relationships, stuff like that, was cool. and then everyone comes back, with the stuff, and we're all kind of drunk by now, but we're still able to think straight and stuff. And eventually someone turns the light out AGAIN, like what the hell, I'm sure everyone was conspiring to make me and tasha get it on or something. which she kept asking me to do anyway. Anyway, somehow, she's like sitting on me, and then we start making out, and then eventually I forget everyone else is in the room and we're starting to really get into it all, pretty awesome, and then we fell onto the floor, but kept making out and stuff, but then I get a ****ing CRAMP, and I'm all "**** me, I have a cramp" and we both start laughing and sit up, and everyone's looking at us, and I just go, "hi".

Anwyay, she falls asleep on me, at about 3:30, and then it was time for them to go before they got any drunker, but tasha throws up on the couch, and we're all "aweherm" and we all have to clean it up and stuff. Anyway, they eventualyl go, except Tom, who's staying over because his parents tell him he's not allowed back int othe house, and while we're clearign everything up, we find tashas jumper thing, and it's got sick all over it. And me and him are like "I doubt she would want this now", so we put it in the bag with the rest and go and chuck it all in this big bin a few streets down. And Tom phones Coco to see if they got back alright, and Coco says "Oh yeah, coudl you wash tashas jumper for her?" and me and tom are laughing, and he's like "we kind of chucked it in the bin" and Coco's like "that jumper cost 40 pounds!" so me and him have to go all the way back out and get the jumper out fo the big bin. And then we went back and talked about the beatles for until like 10am, then Tom left, and I fell asleep for a few hours, and woke up at 12, and now here I am awehuhs

edit: Good times!

thats pretty funny and weird.

do i congratulate you now? awebrow

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
thats pretty funny and weird.

do i congratulate you now? awebrow

Yes, you do awehawe

kinda name is coco

coco and ami-jay?

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
Yes, you do awehawe
i dont want to

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
I dunno what it is awehuhs it's more jumper than jacket, but it's kind of a jacket too. I should take pics of it with the sick on or something awehuhs

No, just put it on the radiator awebrow

also.. why haven't you washed it yet? awehuhd

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
kinda name is coco

coco and ami-jay?

our names rule. uhuh

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
No, just put it on the radiator awebrow

also.. why haven't you washed it yet? awehuhd

I don't know. awehuhs

brb, soup time

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
I don't know. awehuhs

You need to get on that, then she can come collect it sooner and you can make out more awehuhs

i want pics of the sick jacket/jumper

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