Just a rough copy of the first chapter/prologue 😛
Day 1
They call me Aiden. It was the name of my father. A mighty warrior of the land the humans call “Scotland”. He found my mother wandering one day in a vast expanse of green field, lost in the new territory of her human’s new homeland. She was a beautiful white cat with red on her paws and down her back, as am I. As soon as my mother birthed my brothers, sisters and I, her humans gave us up for “adoption”. A strange word apparently meaning to abandon us basically in an infirmary where we are confined to metal boxes they call “kennels” and feed us dry bits of food.
Here, many times a day, small humans walk through to examine us. Often picking us up and squeezing the lives out of you. They smell almost as bad as the dogs next door sometimes. It was after many weeks that we started to be taken by the humans, my family and myself. A particularly smelly and sticky human came after 5 of us were already taken. I couldn’t tell if it was a male or female but the sound it made when it saw me was just as bad as all the sounds the dogs make in the middle of the night.
After the humans conversed, they put me in a smaller plastic version of the box I was kept in and stuck me in the back of their metal monsters to take me to their domain. And so it begun….
later guys!!!
Originally posted by AC/DC'S_LVRyou totally stole the concept of the joke for that uhuh
Just a rough copy of the first chapter/prologue 😛
Day 1
They call me Aiden. It was the name of my father. A mighty warrior of the land the humans call “Scotland”. He found my mother wandering one day in a vast expanse of green field, lost in the new territory of her human’s new homeland. She was a beautiful white cat with red on her paws and down her back, as am I. As soon as my mother birthed my brothers, sisters and I, her humans gave us up for “adoption”. A strange word apparently meaning to abandon us basically in an infirmary where we are confined to metal boxes they call “kennels” and feed us dry bits of food.Here, many times a day, small humans walk through to examine us. Often picking us up and squeezing the lives out of you. They smell almost as bad as the dogs next door sometimes. It was after many weeks that we started to be taken by the humans, my family and myself. A particularly smelly and sticky human came after 5 of us were already taken. I couldn’t tell if it was a male or female but the sound it made when it saw me was just as bad as all the sounds the dogs make in the middle of the night.
After the humans conversed, they put me in a smaller plastic version of the box I was kept in and stuck me in the back of their metal monsters to take me to their domain. And so it begun….
later guys!!!
but its not bad aw00t