The 2,000,000th post game

Started by Sanctuary52,234 pages
Spoiler:
Meyer named the baby Renesmee (Mormon tradition often combines two family names to create one ****ing retarded nonsense name). Its middle name is Carlie (Carlisle + Charlie), making Renesmee Carlie Cullen. Proving she is a big fan of pedophiles, Meyer has Jacob "imprint" on baby Nessie (the LochNESS Monster) who will be grown in the span of six years (convenient.) Yes, the 16-year-old spurned lover wants to sex it up with the mother's newborn mutant daughter.

if i had a bookstore i'd make the mystery section really hard to find

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""very fair-skinned, with long, straight, dark brown hair and chocolate brown eyes. Her face is heart-shaped—a wide forehead with a widow's peak, large, wide-spaced eyes, prominent cheekbones, and then a thin nose and a narrow jaw with a pointed chin. Her lips are a little out of proportion, a bit too full for her jaw line. Her eyebrows are darker than her hair and more straight than they are arched. She's five foot four inches tall, slender but not at all muscular, and weighs about 115 pounds. She has stubby fingernails because she has a nervous habit of biting them.

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I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.

"It was like reading her sexual fantasy, especially when she said it was based on a dream and it was like, ‘Oh I’ve had this dream about this really sexy guy,’ and she just writes this book about it. Like some things about Edward are so specific, I was just convinced, like, ‘This woman is mad. She’s completely mad and she’s in love with her own fictional creation.’ And sometimes you would feel uncomfortable reading this thing. It’s kind of a sick pleasure in a lot of ways."

—Robert Pattinson

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The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.

Some pics from todays photoshoot came out great

You know when they have a fishing show on TV? They catch the fish and then let it go. They don't want to eat the fish, they just want to make it late for something.

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Originally posted by Sanctuary
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aoi tori

My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the real hero?

life isn't everything...

I didn't want to write the pity story of my life for college applications, but I'll have to 😬

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I just threw up in my mouth a bit. stoned