This woman left this plastic bag on the bus today, and I only realised when the bus had started moving again, so I took it, and opened it, and there was a present inside, and I just thought "hahaha, early ****ing Christmas", so I read the card and it was to 'Dearest Linda', but I chucked the card away and opened the present, and it was this purple hat. Ta-da, my mum's christmas present, hahahaha!
Originally posted by The Grey FoxGonna take a pic of me wearing the hat
This woman left this plastic bag on the bus today, and I only realised when the bus had started moving again, so I took it, and opened it, and there was a present inside, and I just thought "hahaha, early ****ing Christmas", so I read the card and it was to 'Dearest Linda', but I chucked the card away and opened the present, and it was this purple hat. Ta-da, my mum's christmas present, hahahaha!
Originally posted by The Grey Foxyeah! shes hardly ever in and if she is shes usually late and wonders why we aint done any work
Who the shit is Gayle? The woman in charge of the Annex or something?
cause we need her to help us with our work and we cant do **** all
and then i seen gayle look over at jonnys computer and he was on msn so she told jonny to put his folder away and go home. then she looked over at mine and i was just sitting there waiting for her to not be "busy" and iv got my work on screen and she sends me home too! and now we're both docked a fiver!? ****ing *****
thn e and jonny went to block buster and looked for dvds and we were on about hoping she dies/falls down the stairs and jonny says "why dont we just kill her outselves". so then i ask how we would go about it. went through many plans, some were cutting her from ear to ear and chuck the body in the bag of jonnys car and throw her in the river; pick axe to the back of her head and then cut her into tiny pieces so no one would know who it even is and then we thought about when we could do it and so we thought we would do it tonight but then we realised that we would have to just go straight back and do it otherwise she would of gone, so then i told jonny that we should just get some AKs or something and blast everyone in the room awecool then jonny said where would we get them? then i remembered from my placement that theres a gun shop in aberkenfig so i said we get a bus down there get some guns go back and kick a lot ass. then i just got my sister hancock dvd and my mums stuff from boots and i hate going in boots cause i feel extremely gay and its packed and the aisles are small and i just wanna punch everyone ermmad
then i went home awehuhs
Originally posted by The Grey Fox😆 wicked
This woman left this plastic bag on the bus today, and I only realised when the bus had started moving again, so I took it, and opened it, and there was a present inside, and I just thought "hahaha, early ****ing Christmas", so I read the card and it was to 'Dearest Linda', but I chucked the card away and opened the present, and it was this purple hat. Ta-da, my mum's christmas present, hahahaha!
Originally posted by ~Wålshy~haermmGood times. You should totally kill her
yeah! shes hardly ever in and if she is shes usually late and wonders why we aint done any workcause we need her to help us with our work and we cant do **** all
and then i seen gayle look over at jonnys computer and he was on msn so she told jonny to put his folder away and go home. then she looked over at mine and i was just sitting there waiting for her to not be "busy" and iv got my work on screen and she sends me home too! and now we're both docked a fiver!? ****ing *****
thn e and jonny went to block buster and looked for dvds and we were on about hoping she dies/falls down the stairs and jonny says "why dont we just kill her outselves". so then i ask how we would go about it. went through many plans, some were cutting her from ear to ear and chuck the body in the bag of jonnys car and throw her in the river; pick axe to the back of her head and then cut her into tiny pieces so no one would know who it even is and then we thought about when we could do it and so we thought we would do it tonight but then we realised that we would have to just go straight back and do it otherwise she would of gone, so then i told jonny that we should just get some AKs or something and blast everyone in the room awecool then jonny said where would we get them? then i remembered from my placement that theres a gun shop in aberkenfig so i said we get a bus down there get some guns go back and kick a lot ass. then i just got my sister hancock dvd and my mums stuff from boots and i hate going in boots cause i feel extremely gay and its packed and the aisles are small and i just wanna punch everyone ermmad
then i went home awehuhs
then do funny stuff with the corpse? and take pics too, just for good measure