Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
haermm I dunno what she'd say about that. She's rather funny though. The other day she was talking about how my gramps used to get into fights when he was younger.
She also said that an old man they used to know dropped by the other day and that he was 60 and "He certainly looked it."
lul
when I call my mom a 'hoochie mama', she gasps, and looks all surprised at me
what the hell mom
you should already know what I'm like
I once gave her a kiss, and told her I loved her, and she was like, "you dooo?"
And I replied, "of course, I came out of your vagina!"
And she opened her eyes like an owl and gasped at me and laughed
was so funny