"Hot Carling Academy. It's the school where you go to learn how to butt ****.
It's In England. They don't have blowjobs there because they're uncircumcised and that is just disgusting.
So they have to butt ****. Which is also disgusting, because that extra foreskin trapped all the germs
and the poop and the butt-****ing residue. It's sin. And that's why British people have bad teeth."
- Deftones/Annie Hardy - Pink Cellphone lyrics