Red: Do you know what today is?
Saul: Tuesday.
Red: This is my cat's birthday today.
Dale Denton: I don't see a cat in here. I'm sorry. Did you let it out by accident?
Red: No, because he died three months ago, okay? So now who's the funny guy?
Dale Denton: I'm sorry?
Red: Today is his birthday and it is a tradition that on his birthday I get up extra early and make him his favorite kind of dessert.
Saul: Don't worry, bro. Your cat's going to heaven.
Red: Yeah, maybe. Maybe he went to heaven. He was a little ****er. He could've gone to hell.
ben just rang and im like "*****, what you want awecool"
he said that we're going to some guitar show that iv already forgotten the name of in london with paul gilbert, yngwie malmsteem and satriani and that aw00t
but paul gilbert and satriani are performing on different nights so we need to stay in london a night or i will and ben will go to luton to his nans or something
Originally posted by ~Wålshy~Lucky
ben just rang and im like "*****, what you want awecool"he said that we're going to some guitar show that iv already forgotten the name of in london with paul gilbert, yngwie malmsteem and satriani and that aw00t
but paul gilbert and satriani are performing on different nights so we need to stay in london a night or i will and ben will go to luton to his nans or something