The 2,000,000th post game

id like friends to do a movie but apparently any rumours are not true :'(

itd have to be ****ing good though

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
Add two years awebrow

then again maybe i looked as young as you when i was 18..

Originally posted by Ax3l
I remember my dad saying it was Maggie. I was all "You're ****ing stupid, shut the **** up you piece of ****ing shit dick head moron fgt"

Well, not all that.

i remember when i was 18

I'd like Arrested Development to make a movie. I believe those rumors to be true.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
you look WAY younger than i do..

then again maybe i looked as young as you when i was 18..

Strange thing is, I never get asked for ID when I buy booze or cigarettes. While my friend, who looks about 30, always does. awebrow

I think i almost got 'Ted bundy'd' last night...

Originally posted by Mairuzu
I think i almost got 'Ted bundy'd' last night...

Lucy Liu robot: I'll always remember you, Fry...
Lucy Liu robot: [monotone voice] MEMORY DELETED.

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
Lucy Liu robot: I'll always remember you, Fry...
Lucy Liu robot: [monotone voice] MEMORY DELETED.

family guy or south park though im undecided

watching simpsons now

So i was sleeping in my bed last night around 1 in the morning.

My dads slave (girlfriend?) i dont even know what she is but shes basically a maid that has 3 of his children and 1 incoming.

anyways

shes knocking on my door calling my name. Im half asleep half wasted because i was drinking last night so i dont answer her for a good 2 minutes. Finally i get up and ask what. and she said something happened (she can barely speak english) she said something happened to my dad or whatever... didnt understand much

and there was a guy at my front door waiting for me to come with him to get my dad.

(in my head i thought) ****.... ted bundy in mexican form..

then my maid tells me "oh nevermind your dad is here"

at least thats what i think she said...

i didnt give a shit cause i think i was high too... whatever man.

i should go ask my dad right now

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
family guy or south park though im undecided

But Tom Goes to the Mayor beats everything for me

Your dad ****s his maid?

Awesome.

I'm calling him Jeffy.

I like Family Guy...

barting over

when bart moves into an apartment in the same building where tony hawk and blink 182 are performing aw00t

starts with bart not knowing hes in an advert

so hes sues homer