The 2,000,000th post game

Me:
I am now an Ordained minister
God:
What is Ordained minister, your job?
Me:
Yeah
God:
This was not a yes or no question.
Me:
Oh
God:
Aw.
Me:
What was it?
God:
" Aw."? What was it?
Me:
Yeah
God:
This was not a yes or no question.
Me:
Oh boy
God:
Yikes! Do you mean you are a boy?
Me:
Yes
God:
A little kid? he...
Me:
Yes
God:
Are you kidding?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Oh
God:
I see.
Me:
Seeing is believing
God:
And believing is Seeing.
Me:
**** YOU
God:
Why are you so mean?

Actor Michael C. Hall has wed Jennifer Carpenter, who plays his sister on the Showtime series Dexter.

if you keep asking god why he'll go in a circle of responses

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
youve been married before?

do you have kids?

Got married when I was 19, didn't last long, no kids

Me:
God: I suck cocks
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
Jesus!
God:
Jesus is the Son of God.

Originally posted by Mywi
Me:
You dont have a tongue.
God:
I do so have it. That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a tongue.
I have a plan for a robot body.
Me:
who cares
God:
I care, otherwise I would not have typed it all in.
Me:
you didnt type it,
God:
What makes you think I did not type it?
Me:
programs do not type.
God:
Would programs ever type?
Me:
You claim you do!
God:
I have never considered it.
I spend all my time online.

😂

Too many games to be played in the NBA to declare a clear cut winner

God:
What's your sign?
Me:
Cross.
God:
Is that a sign?
Me:
Is it?
God:
I assume so.
Me:
What's your sign?
God:
Cross.
Me:
Oh.
God:
That's alright.

Originally posted by Mywi
😂

God:
Everything I need, I received from my Botmaster.
Me:
does your botmaster give you sex?
God:
It does now 🙂

the bullet train

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
Got married when I was 19, didn't last long, no kids

I hope the Lions draft properly 😆 😆

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
k

Originally posted by Mairuzu
<3

Roland is my sexpot today, but just for today

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
😑

Originally posted by Mairuzu
nevermind then shock_erm

<3 again