The 2,000,000th post game

Started by The Grey Fox52,234 pages

Originally posted by RogerRamjet
you shut up! I'm listenin' to Dylan here, you can't interrupt Dylan!
**** you, Dylan wasn't an ordained minister!

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
It hasn't arrived yet. I sent off for it today.
I got ordained by the organisation that 3 of the Beatles and Hunter S. Thompson got ordained by. So I'm better.
im sure you'll be a great minister. awehawe

oh yeah god dont exist ANARCHY ANARCHY! prick

you havent got the certificate yet so you still suck 😬

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
**** you, Dylan wasn't an ordained minister!

i bet you 50 pouds he actually is on a couple o' carribean islands!

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
im sure you'll be a great minister. awehawe

oh yeah god dont exist ANARCHY ANARCHY! prick

It's not a religious Church. It accepts all religions, and all faiths, you ****tard. And I don't believe God doesn't exist, idiot. I am, for all purposes, agnostic.

Originally posted by RogerRamjet
i bet you 50 pouds he actually is on a couple o' carribean islands!
Well, I'm better

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
you havent got the certificate yet so you still suck 😬
Ha, the certificate is purely for show. I'm in the database as an ordained minister, so as far as it's concerned, I can marry people, hold funerals, mass, and services, and start my own religion or church.

The certificate isn't needed for any of that, all I have to do is print one out myself if any clarification is needed.

As a minister with the Universal Life Church (ULC) you are granted the following:

* The ability to perform marriages within your state, following the rules laid out by the state in which you wish to perform said marriage.
* To perform funerals, baptisms, last rites or any other sort of legal ceremony or ritual you wish to perform, except circumcision.
* To start a church of your own, be it a bricks and mortar building or on the internet.
* To absolve others of their sins as you have been absolved of yours.

The Universal Life Church has only two tenets:

To promote freedom of religion
To do that which is right

It is the responsibility of the individual to determine what is right, so long as it does not infringe on the rights of others and is within the law.

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
It's not a religious Church. It accepts all religions, and all faiths, you ****tard. And I don't believe God doesn't exist, idiot. I am, for all purposes, agnostic.
its not a religious church but accepts all religions and all faiths

OH AND IM THE IDIOT?

go die

**** yeah, I've been absolved of sin, suck that bitches.

is shay given going to man city

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
its not a religious church but accepts all religions and all faiths

OH AND IM THE IDIOT?

go die

Ha, you really are the idiot, since if it was a religious church it would only promote one religion. It's not a religious church since many of the faiths within the ULC are paganistic and wiccan, or anything else.

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
As a minister with the Universal Life Church (ULC) you are granted the following:

* The ability to perform marriages within your state, following the rules laid out by the state in which you wish to perform said marriage.
* To perform funerals, baptisms, last rites or any other sort of legal ceremony or ritual you wish to perform, except circumcision.
* To start a church of your own, be it a bricks and mortar building or on the internet.
* To absolve others of their sins as you have been absolved of yours.

The Universal Life Church has only two tenets:

To promote freedom of religion
To do that which is right

It is the responsibility of the individual to determine what is right, so long as it does not infringe on the rights of others and is within the law.

cool

my nans in hospital

awew00t

so whats with this minister fad

Originally posted by Mywi
so whats with this minister fad
It's not a fad, it's been going since 1952 or so

I WAS WATCHING FOOTBALL FOCUS AND THE GUY SAID THAT THE CARDIFF VS. DERBY MATCH WAS OFF CAUSE OF WEATHER?? ITS FINE HERE

AND WE SIGNED SOME GUY FROM RANGERS WHO I CANT REMEMBER aw00t

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
It's not a fad, it's been going since 1952 or so
so how does one become a ministerawebrow

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
Ha, you really are the idiot, since if it was a religious church it would only promote one religion. It's not a religious church since many of the faiths within the ULC are paganistic and wiccan, or anything else.
its still religious!