The 2,000,000th post game

Started by Röland52,234 pages

[Beelz] I am complete!

[Both] ****!

[Beelz] yes you are ****ed, shit out of luck
now I'm complete and my cock you will suck
This world will be mine and you're first in line
you brought me the pick and now you shall both die!

[JB] Wait! Wait! Wait!
you mother****er
we challenge you to a rock off!
give us one chance to rock your socks off

[Beelz] ****, ****, ****
the demon code prevents me
from declining a rock off challenge
what are your terms? what is the catch?

[JB] If we win, you must take your sorry ass back to hell.
and also you will have to pay our rent

[Beelz] And what if *i* win?
[JB] then you can take Kage back to hell...
[KG] What?
[JB] trust me Kage, its the only way,
[KG] What the **** are you talking about?
[JB] to be your little *****.
[Beelz]
Fine! Let the rock off begin!ha ha
I'm the devil i love metal!
Check this riff it's ****ing tasty
I'm the devil i can do what i want,
whatever i got I'm gonna flaunt,
there's never been a rock off that I've ever lost
i cant wait to take Kage back to hell
I'm gonna fill him with my hot demon gel
I'll make him squeal like my scarlet pimpernel

[JB] No!
c'mon Kage bring the thunder
[KG] there's just no way that we can win,
that was a masterpiece.
[JB] listen to me
[KG] he rocks too hard because he's not a mortal man
[JB] goddamn-it Kage,
he gonna make you his sex slave,
you're gonna gargle mayonnaise
[KG] no
unless we bust a massive monster mama-jam.
[KG] dude, we've been through so much shit,
[JB] deactivated lasers with my dick
[BOTH] now its time to blow this ****er down!
[JB] C'mon Kage now it's time to blow doors down
[KG] I hear you Jables now it's time to blow doors down
[JB] Light up the stage cause its time for a showdown
[KG] We'll bend you over then we'll take you to Brown Town
[BOTH] Now we've got to blow this ****er down
[KG] He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down
[JB] C'mon Kage cause it's time to blow doors down
[KG] Oh we'll piledrive ya, it's time for the smackdown
[JB] Hey anti-christ-er, Beelzeboss,
we know your weakness our rocket-sauce
we rock the casbah, and blow your mind
we will defeat you, for all mankind
you hold the scepter,
we hold the key
you are the devil,
we are the D [18x]

[Beelz]
You guys are ****in' lame. Come on Kage, You're coming with me.
Taste my lightning ****ers!

[Tenacious D:]
[JB] NO!

[Beelz]
ow! ****!
My ****in' horn!
oh no!

[JB] From whence you came you shall remain,
until you are complete again

[Beelz]
No! **** you Kage and **** you Jables!
I'll get you Tenacious D!

cuz its us against the world

i just bought myself some shamwow for some reason

WHAT THE **** IS THIS!?

OBVIOUSLY YOU'RE NOT A GOLFER

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Men are *****. The handsome ones only date/marry pretty women. And the nerds/geeks are just as bad. They all want the pretty girls. It's only when they're forty do they give up and marry ugly girls.
I don't know about that, I usually find the girls that everyone else think are 'different' the most attractive. But then again, I'm not exactly sure what I am, I'm probably one of the guys the girls think are 'different'. mmm Men do suck, though.

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
I don't know about that, I usually find the girls that everyone else think are 'different' the most attractive. But then again, I'm not exactly sure what I am, I'm probably one of the guys the girls think are 'different'. mmm Men do suck, though.
What you quoted and responded to, it works both ways. In fact, gorgeous women are worse about it than gorgeous men. Not all, but in general.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
What you quoted and responded to, it works both ways. In fact, gorgeous women are worse about it than gorgeous men. Not all, but in general.
It definitely does work both ways, but I see men doing it more often myself.

Shit, so much reading needed to be done.

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
It definitely does work both ways, but I see men doing it more often myself.
I see women doing it more, I guess it depends on the people you meet.

Oreos are good though.

I only found out what oreos were a few weeks ago. 😐

ffuuu

Dude......thats not right.

Originally posted by Ax3l

laughcry

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Dude......thats not right.
Hey, can't blame me, they're not that massively popular over here. Well, their name isn't at least, I'd been eating them for ages before realising what they were.

An optimist is someonene who jumps off the Empire State building, and, after falling 50 floors, says "So far so good!!!"

Gonna get some food.

gimmeegimmeegimmee.

Originally posted by Röland
[Beelz] I am complete!

[Both] ****!

[Beelz] yes you are ****ed, shit out of luck
now I'm complete and my cock you will suck
This world will be mine and you're first in line
you brought me the pick and now you shall both die!

[JB] Wait! Wait! Wait!
you mother****er
we challenge you to a rock off!
give us one chance to rock your socks off

[Beelz] ****, ****, ****
the demon code prevents me
from declining a rock off challenge
what are your terms? what is the catch?

[JB] If we win, you must take your sorry ass back to hell.
and also you will have to pay our rent

[Beelz] And what if *i* win?
[JB] then you can take Kage back to hell...
[KG] What?
[JB] trust me Kage, its the only way,
[KG] What the **** are you talking about?
[JB] to be your little *****.
[Beelz]
Fine! Let the rock off begin!ha ha
I'm the devil i love metal!
Check this riff it's ****ing tasty
I'm the devil i can do what i want,
whatever i got I'm gonna flaunt,
there's never been a rock off that I've ever lost
i cant wait to take Kage back to hell
I'm gonna fill him with my hot demon gel
I'll make him squeal like my scarlet pimpernel

[JB] No!
c'mon Kage bring the thunder
[KG] there's just no way that we can win,
that was a masterpiece.
[JB] listen to me
[KG] he rocks too hard because he's not a mortal man
[JB] goddamn-it Kage,
he gonna make you his sex slave,
you're gonna gargle mayonnaise
[KG] no
unless we bust a massive monster mama-jam.
[KG] dude, we've been through so much shit,
[JB] deactivated lasers with my dick
[BOTH] now its time to blow this ****er down!
[JB] C'mon Kage now it's time to blow doors down
[KG] I hear you Jables now it's time to blow doors down
[JB] Light up the stage cause its time for a showdown
[KG] We'll bend you over then we'll take you to Brown Town
[BOTH] Now we've got to blow this ****er down
[KG] He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down
[JB] C'mon Kage cause it's time to blow doors down
[KG] Oh we'll piledrive ya, it's time for the smackdown
[JB] Hey anti-christ-er, Beelzeboss,
we know your weakness our rocket-sauce
we rock the casbah, and blow your mind
we will defeat you, for all mankind
you hold the scepter,
we hold the key
you are the devil,
we are the D [18x]

[Beelz]
You guys are ****in' lame. Come on Kage, You're coming with me.
Taste my lightning ****ers!

[Tenacious D:]
[JB] NO!

[Beelz]
ow! ****!
My ****in' horn!
oh no!

[JB] From whence you came you shall remain,
until you are complete again

[Beelz]
No! **** you Kage and **** you Jables!
I'll get you Tenacious D!

Win!

I won't pay, I won't pay, now-now why don't you get a job?