Marge: Homer, we can't take his money. Homer: Aww, I can't take his money, I can't print my own money, I have to work for my money. Why don't I just lay down and die.
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damn it carl!
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Homer: I'm back... Marge: Did you rent "Waiting to Exhale"? Homer: [sadly] No... they put me on the "Waiting to Exhale" waiting list, but told me not to hold my breath.
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[a gay pride parade is marching past the Simpson home] Gay men: We're here. We're queer. Get used to it. Lisa: We are used to it. You do this every year. Gay man: Aww, you take all the fun out of it.
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there has to be an easier way to shave in the shower - I was trying to balance and it just wasnt working