The 2,000,000th post game

Started by Ax3l52,234 pages

Got a txt

I'm the only one who doesn't make noise opening the door

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
meanie uhuh

Teach me how to get numbers? cryoh

i've got a good wing-man.
its all anyone needs.

So i was at his working chatting it up with him, giving him a good congrats on a threesome he had, then he said he was having another one this weekend, all male, i was all "mantrain awesome" then there was some pounding.(not the type you are thinking of... perv uhuh)

then he went to the back, and while he was back there he wrote down his number, and was all "if dave brings it up and says he likes me, give him this" and then after we left i brought it up, and joel was all "well he told me if you bring it up" and handed me it.

😎

The title references an idea first conceived by Drunvalo Melchizedek concerning the possibility of reaching a state of evolution at which the body would have two more than the normal 46 total chromosomes and leave a currently disharmonious state. The premise is that humans would deviate from the current state of human DNA which contains 44 autosomes and 2 sex chromosomes. The next step of evolution would likely have 46 and 2 chromosomes in their DNA, according to Melchizedek.

Furthermore, the song references a wish to experience change through the "shadow"; an idea which represents the parts of one's personality that one hates and fears, which also exists as a recurring theme in the work of Carl Jung.

Originally posted by kodak
i've got a good wing-man.
its all anyone needs.

So i was at his working chatting it up with him, giving him a good congrats on a threesome he had, then he said he was having another one this weekend, all male, i was all "mantrain awesome" then there was some pounding.(not the type you are thinking of... perv uhuh)

then he went to the back, and while he was back there he wrote down his number, and was all "if dave brings it up and says he likes me, give him this" and then after we left i brought it up, and joel was all "well he told me if you bring it up" and handed me it.

😎

Wait...you like man gravy now?

Originally posted by the.kenzo
Wait...you like man gravy now?
😐 its clear to me now that none of you people listen, im going to go kill myself now

One Armed Man

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
I'm the only one who doesn't make noise opening the door

SLAM

Originally posted by kodak
i've got a good wing-man.
its all anyone needs.

So i was at his working chatting it up with him, giving him a good congrats on a threesome he had, then he said he was having another one this weekend, all male, i was all "mantrain awesome" then there was some pounding.(not the type you are thinking of... perv uhuh)

then he went to the back, and while he was back there he wrote down his number, and was all "if dave brings it up and says he likes me, give him this" and then after we left i brought it up, and joel was all "well he told me if you bring it up" and handed me it.

😎

How did you know what I was thinking? uhuh

Very nice uhuh

Oh god, I feel nauseated. WHY? WHY did I eat all of that?!

Originally posted by Scythe
SLAM

It's especially louder in the summer with the screen door.

I've only got a WINGMAAAAAAAANN, he's no Wing man, though. He is a Wingman369

Originally posted by kodak
😐 its clear to me now that none of you people listen, im going to go kill myself now
Im listening.. I heard you

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
How did you know what I was thinking? uhuh

Very nice uhuh

i've got skill.

and i wasted all this time hitting on females.

Pfft.

Originally posted by Ax3l
I've only got a WINGMAAAAAAAANN, he's no Wing man, though. He is a Wingman369

haermm

ITS SO COLDcold

Originally posted by kodak
i've got skill.

and i wasted all this time hitting on females.

Pfft.

Well, men are much easier than women. mmm

Originally posted by Scythe
Hell-O
hey Nailkaizer how are ya today

Oh jeez, my roommate is watching the farewell address.

We've got a Wind Chill Warning or Advisory awebrow