The 2,000,000th post game

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
MIK3Y says:
u got any gfs now? 5 or 6 or more?
Arron says:
just the one lol and u just got out of 1 lol
MIK3Y says:
wa?

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wa?

MIK3Y says:
wa
Arron says:
u just got out of a relationship and im in another 1 now
MIK3Y says:
was that u meant to be an i?
Arron says:
yeah lol the u is next to the i!! lol
MIK3Y says:
haha

Dale Denton: What the **** is this thing?
Saul: Ah. Cross joint.
Dale Denton: Yeah.
Saul: You ever smoke one of those?
Dale Denton: You can SMOKE this?
Saul: Hell yeah, man!
Dale Denton: No.
Saul: This. Is. The future, this is like the apex of the vortex of joint engineering. It's rumored that M. M. O'Shaughnessy designed the first one - the guy who, uh, designed the Golden Gate Bridge. My second favorite civil engineer behind Hannskarl Bandel: Madison Square Garden... What you do is you light all three ends at the same time...
Dale Denton: Really?
Saul: - and then the smoke converges, creating a TRIFECTA of joint smoking power. This is it, man. This is what your grandchildren are gonna be smoking. Future. That - future...

unless he knows something you dont

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
Dale Denton: What the **** is this thing?
Saul: Ah. Cross joint.
Dale Denton: Yeah.
Saul: You ever smoke one of those?
Dale Denton: You can SMOKE this?
Saul: Hell yeah, man!
Dale Denton: No.
Saul: This. Is. The future, this is like the apex of the vortex of joint engineering. It's rumored that M. M. O'Shaughnessy designed the first one - the guy who, uh, designed the Golden Gate Bridge. My second favorite civil engineer behind Hannskarl Bandel: Madison Square Garden... What you do is you light all three ends at the same time...
Dale Denton: Really?
Saul: - and then the smoke converges, creating a TRIFECTA of joint smoking power. This is it, man. This is what your grandchildren are gonna be smoking. Future. That - future...

i just blew an enormous load

Eight-year-olds, Dude.

Is my favourite Lebowski quote probably

Dale Denton: In case you haven't noticed - which you haven't, 'cause from what I can tell, you don't notice anything ever - we are not very functional when we're high.
Saul: Well, I don't know, man. I think I'm functioning right now. I was, like, stoned when I saved you with those slushies. What do you gotta say to that?
Dale Denton: Well, that would be true if you had saved me. But you didn't save me. She was gonna help us, but you made things worse. Now we're wanted for all sorts of crazy shit!
Saul: Don't ****ing get on my case, all right? Look, only reason I started selling pot is so I could put my bubbeh in a nice retirement home.
Dale Denton: [sarcastically] Oh, yeah, she must be proud of you for that.
Saul: She is really proud of me, and I'm gonna become something, man! As soon as she dies, I'm gonna become a civil engineer. I'm gonna design septic tanks for playgrounds. Little kids can take shits! You idiot, what the hell do you do?

i got superbad off my sisters bf

and i think its in the other room now

but not watching cause you know...big brother eviction and that

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
Eight-year-olds, Dude.

Is my favourite Lebowski quote probably

iv seen lebowski once and it was on the tele

I'm gonna design septic tanks for playgrounds. Little kids can take shits! You idiot, what the hell do you do?

Knocked Up or 40 Year Old Virgin?

i heard the guy of 40 year old virgin killed his wife

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
Knocked Up or 40 Year Old Virgin?

Both are good though

you ****ing rocket scientists!!

Originally posted by GCG
i heard the guy of 40 year old virgin killed his wife

**** IT
I LIED
IT'S DRUM'N'BASS
WHAT YOU GONNA DO

D:

Steve Carrell or Seth Rogen?