The 2,000,000th post game

Started by Rogue Jedi52,234 pages

Momma said knock you out

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Momma said knock you out

The Grim Reaper

Forget Joe Black. Meet Oscar the Cat. This perceptive kitty is so good at predicting death, the workers at the nursing home where Oscar lives call family members when Oscar makes his move. He curls up next to sickly residents, and when he does, it usually means they have only a few hours to live. Four, to be exact. He’s so good, he’s predicted 25 deaths. But he’s not a cuddly type. The two-year-old cat is noted for being aloof and businesslike - doctors and nurses explain that he “seems to take his work very seriously”, making rounds, sniffing and checking on patients routinely.
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Originally posted by GCG

Forget Joe Black. Meet Oscar the Cat. This perceptive kitty is so good at predicting death, the workers at the nursing home where Oscar lives call family members when Oscar makes his move. He curls up next to sickly residents, and when he does, it usually means they have only a few hours to live. Four, to be exact. He’s so good, he’s predicted 25 deaths. But he’s not a cuddly type. The two-year-old cat is noted for being aloof and businesslike - doctors and nurses explain that he “seems to take his work very seriously”, making rounds, sniffing and checking on patients routinely.
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whats up

just finished 12 hours work; drove home; rainy day and waiting for the cable guy

Originally posted by GCG
just finished 12 hours work; drove home; rainy day and waiting for the cable guy

where do you live?

on the island of Malta

History of the INTERNET

Originally posted by GCG
on the island of Malta

I've been to Malta once a long time ago..

very beautiful

If someone asks you "Are you ticklish?" It doesn't matter what you say, they're still going to touch you. So instead you have to say something like "I have diarrhea. And yes, I'm very ticklish."

Originally posted by Ax3l
If someone asks you "Are you ticklish?" It doesn't matter what you say, they're still going to touch you. So instead you have to say something like "I have diarrhea. And yes, I'm very ticklish."

That sometimes works.

Originally posted by GCG

Forget Joe Black. Meet Oscar the Cat. This perceptive kitty is so good at predicting death, the workers at the nursing home where Oscar lives call family members when Oscar makes his move. He curls up next to sickly residents, and when he does, it usually means they have only a few hours to live. Four, to be exact. He’s so good, he’s predicted 25 deaths. But he’s not a cuddly type. The two-year-old cat is noted for being aloof and businesslike - doctors and nurses explain that he “seems to take his work very seriously”, making rounds, sniffing and checking on patients routinely.
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My fiance loves cats, I have to show her this post, thanks for posting it up.

Hurm...

Originally posted by Ax3l
Hurm...

Didja ever hear that song "Post Office Buddy" by Buckethead? Iggy Pop plays the role of a crazed stalker in it.

i wish i had drugs

Originally posted by kodak
i wish i had drugs

Originally posted by GCG

Forget Joe Black. Meet Oscar the Cat. This perceptive kitty is so good at predicting death, the workers at the nursing home where Oscar lives call family members when Oscar makes his move. He curls up next to sickly residents, and when he does, it usually means they have only a few hours to live. Four, to be exact. He’s so good, he’s predicted 25 deaths. But he’s not a cuddly type. The two-year-old cat is noted for being aloof and businesslike - doctors and nurses explain that he “seems to take his work very seriously”, making rounds, sniffing and checking on patients routinely.
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Cool.
It's like cause he's not the cuddly type he chooses dying people to sit by cause he knows they won't be able to cuddle him haermm

I am gone for a couple of months, and you still cant make it to a million posts!

no

Guess I'll watch some South Park